Jixi Fox: A Battle Just Occurred Part 1 – J.F.B. 27
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An Anonymous lyrical battle occurred in the late night midst of a work place between two up and coming lyricists, both unknown of each others talent, decided to battle it out in a creative way.
The tools of the battle include:
1. A Pen
2. A Small Yellow Post It Pad
The Terms of the battle: None was established it was a battle of total randomness. Anonymous 1 approached Anonymous 2 and handed him the yellow pad with an awaited written line and said, “It’s a Battle”, and after those words were spoken, The Battle was on. As the battle continued throughout the night, as each person has to write a 2 bar line and walk to each other to present them with the pad and pen so the other could think of a hot response the results of the written battle was recorded and presented to you the audience to judge who would be declared the winner.
Anonymous 1:
I am so fly girls be begging for my cool whip, I don’t walk I stay posted up in my cool whip
Anonymous 2:
And I drive a cool whip packed with more chicks than all girls school trip
Anonymous 1:
The name is burna I stack guns under the table, you on local channels Boy I am up on Cable
Anonymous 2:
I’m not gonna front yo, your steez is “hot dawg”, But look at my stomach man, I eat up “hot dogs”
Anonymous 1:
Come on dog Your Street Creds has no worth, you getting put into your grave so I throw on the dirt
Anonymous 2:
Tell Your mom that I’m sending her kid home, You must off thrown that dirt on yourself, look at your skin tone
Anonymous 1:
Your rhymes to me is like a girl just a big flirt, I get all your girls, you like a cdrw you stay getting burnt
Anonymous 2:
You acting like your lines are worth wild, all those girls got STD’s who’s getting burnt now
Anonymous 1:
Dog sorry to tell you about your stories of me, They making me really sleepy they are quite borrrring
Anonymous 2:
I don’t understand why are you battling, it’s embarrassing man, why don’t you stop and give paris a hand
Anonymous 1:
In the street I be the Man and I gain my fame, You being hungry belly like Wesley snipes in money train
Anonymous 2:
I’m killing your heart, killing your man, killing your fam, I’m a killa, even this paper is killing your hands
Anonymous 1:
I know you ain’t trying to be a thug, you a bug that gets boo and creaks in the club…ha ha.
Anonymous 2:
Here’s my gun and it got sumthin’ to say, If’s Imma bug then why are you getting sprayed like a bottle of raid?
END
Thanks for reading the battle and hope you would please take the time to post a comment on who you thought won.
The battle brought to you by: Jixi Fox
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