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That’s Ludicrous

That’s Ludicrous for you to think I am not funny,
I am comic, 2 drinks minimum, give your money,
I might be broke, but I can kick out them jokes,
I say the craziest things you can’t say back to your folks.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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June to July

Leaving the spring in the gym to now summer on the beach,
It’s time for things to get hot and still turning up the heat,
I can hardly speak for the people those alive, but more for the dead,
It’s freaking June to July so let’s all have fun and break bread.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

Bragging Rights – Jixi Fox – [#Poetry]

Jixi-Fox-Poetry-Tuesday-Series

Jixi-Fox-Poetry-Tuesday-Series

I am cocky,
I know it,
So I always show it,
I can style on you,
Buy what I want to,
Kick your ass,
Beat your best,
In some video games,
I control the noob population,
I eliminate them now and then
My phrases grow longer as I speak them,
I got no words,
So I stick out my tongue,
I laugh in your face,
I smack your ice cream on the ground,
You can’t grin or smile,
Because it’s me you dislike,
I am the man,
Listen up your attention needed,
So stare if you may,
Not too hard that’s lame,
If I was,
I would wink back,
I am in your house,
Raiding your fridge,
I kick my feet on your couch,
Say something bish,
I am in control,
I am quite bold,
This shiz don’t get old,
I win all the hands,
My bragging rights will never fold.

Bragging Rights
by: Jixi Fox

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Boyfriend feat. Jixi

justin bieber boyfriend

It’s wet, call it a pool, nope an OCEAN, let’s dive in,
It’s all gravy baby, no crying, stop the whining,
As a matter of fact continue and shake shake it girl,
If me and you were together, we would rule the world.
(let me be your boyfriend) 

– Jixi Fox

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Barbie is a NOOB

Barbie

Barbie (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Ken trying to get it, She won’t let it be,
She playing hard to get, Ken just want to beat,
They play in the house, they play in the pool,
After ken has got enough, Ken is out boo.

– Jixi Fox

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Pinky and The Brain, Take Over The World – Jixi Fox [#Poetry]

Pinky and the Brain

Pinky and the Brain (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hey Pinky,
What’s up Brain,
Guess what we about to do?
I Don’t Know Brain?
We are going to take over the world…
But how Brain?

Grab this camera and take my pic.
We upload it to the internet and make it stick
I talk to the people, they will think I am cool
I give them free content and they go and tell their crew.

But Brain, how are you sure this will work?
Well Pinky, it’s quite simple.
Brain, I don’t get it.
Pinky, just like this.

After grinding and pushing my content everywhere,
I give you commands, you listen, we work harder without a fear,
We tear through limbs, we are in two places at once,
You can be my worker, or partner, but I am the boss,
We support others around and hold them down,
We return the favor, we sitting get drunk in a lounge,
Back to the hustle, you develop or niche,
We don’t beg success, we work hard, not even a wish,
We we strike any luck, we try to turn into gold,
We go hard, we go hard, we break down glass doors with stones,
In time we will be in the middle soon on our way to the top,
Eat your vegetables, take you vitamins, and workout,
We won’t make it if we drop.

Ok, Brain I see…So what are we doing again?
Pinky, hold the damn camera and take the pic correct, and stop playing…
Ok Brain, ummmmm [SNAP]

FIN

Pinky and The Brain Take Over The World
by: Jixi Fox

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Beg Me To Stop, No Intermission

No brief intermission, just long continuous play,
People say pause, I say resume, even If it sounds gay,
I stay throwing pounds of words after word, round after round,
If I am in the place, its a knock out, for you are going down.

– Jixi Fox

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