Jixi Fox: A Battle Just Occurred Part 2 – J.F.B. 28
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An Anonymous lyrical battle occurred in the back of a McDonald’s Fast Food Restaurant. Two opponent staring each other down as they eat their meal, Anonymous 1, has 2 orders of (3) oatmeal cookies and a Mickey’s Sweet Tea, and Anonymous 2 was having (2) Sandwiches and a Mickey’s Sweet Tea.
The tools of the battle include:
1. A Pencil
2. A White and Blue Notepad
The Terms of the battle: The battle was started on multiple debates of who has sick lyrics to drop. So Anonymous 1 called out Anonymous 2 to bring his lyrics to paper by dropping lyrical flows in 2 bar intervals. Something must be said to start the battle and since Anonymous 1 has called out Anonymous 2, he feel it is his duty to donate the first bars. With flaunting of the pen on paper, the battle commence… the results of the written battle was recorded and presented to you the audience to judge who would have been declared the winner.
Anonymous 1:
I am on the display cases at Macy’s
I am the winner in this game I won all the races
Anonymous 2:
They say my lines are tight I spit that Science Fiction
Cause the flows so serious battle and I take way your existence
Anonymous 1:
I walk around with a bag to pick up all your trash
Then look you in your face and throw in your face
Anonymous 2:
In a battle with me your like a car on a short stop (stopping short)
Jerking back and fourth hesitant cause the flows hot
Anonymous 1:
Nigga move out the way cuz I got some big balls
You the only nigga I know riding bikes with training wheels on
Anonymous 2:
I’m bringing it back like the coco cola classic
Old school flow where’d you go? You got lost in the translation
Anonymous 1:
Some ill skills is what you will be needing,
You acting like a bird eating dirt thinking its seedlings
Anonymous 2:
This is a tall man battle you lost to the height min.
Why you so short? It’s like someone shot your knee caps in
Anonymous 1:
My rhymes are hot like pepper they burn as you eat em,
They so fudging hot they are burning your eyes as you read em,
Anonymous 2:
Your rhymes so corny matter fact it’s a onion
Crying so hard at your failure after all the work you put in. (SMH)
Anonymous 1:
Stop popping metro cards in and riding on my flow
So disgusted with your raps nigga I step up all over your toes
Anonymous 2:
Riding no flows you trying to jock but you can’t get
It’s hereditary but don’t know where your lines went
Anonymous 1:
To beat me at this battle you gonna need magic
Awww your rhymes are so cute they might win a beauty pageant
Anonymous 2:
Old ass lady asking if we writing a novel shoulda know that we rapping
Better be a story more like the bible best story ever told with the lines I’m killing you with
Anonymous 1:
My pen head game is bucking you like a ram
Fucking with me nigga I will get you body slammed
Anonymous 2:
iight nigga lets end it 1-0 you get back I counteract, you react, then dispatch from the battlefield your raps are weak, need a stack to feel with the checks imam get throw you a little piece, for its medical bill seeing it’s my fault brought up strong force cant hault
Anonymous 1:
This old ass lady thought that we was writing a novel
She has got a problem thinking borrowing my pen is going to solve em
END
**Side Note**
As the battle was going on, an old lady was starring at the battlers as they wrote back and forth handing back the notepad and pen back and forth in excitement at what they have just written. At a point near to the end of the battle seeing the battlers were making noise in the store of the hype challenging each other the beat the hot lines they believed they wrote, the old lady asked both battlers if they were writing a novel. Yea, I know she must have been lost in the mind; she probably never saw a written battle before.
[END]
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