Tag: Cheating

CHEAT CODES [#Poetry]

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CHEAT CODES

cheating girlfriend how-can-you-beat-your-boyfriend-at-video-games

Sitting in the living room drinking soda, eating chips,
Playing video games with my best friend who ass about to whip,
I told him I am nice in this game and with that he is about to lose,
I pulling out the cheats codes, Imma go hammer on a noob,

I’m all about the highlights, achievements and those milestones,
Of course when I am playing alone I staying pulling out the cheat codes,
Up, Up, Left, Right, Down smashing all the damn buttons,
I’m always the winner, no losses, I do this, you can’t tell me nothing.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me

LAUGH ALL CRAZY

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LAUGH ALL CRAZY

crazy laugh

I am a mastermind of laughter, I can’t stop giggling,
I am on the floor rolling and my funny bones fiddling,
Me laughing out loud got my friends busting out into tears,
My laugh scares everyone though, So it me that they fear.

My laugh is wild crazy…You are warned. lol

Jixi Fox
@jixifox

CHEATERS

Posted on by Jixi Fox

CHEATERS

cheat cheating

I got the strategy guide,
I got the answers,
It’s scribbled in my palm,
There is no guessing,
It’s destined,
Survival in this society,
We got to cheat,
Don’t think it’s the truth,
Explain to me the last time you won,
I ain’t trying to say cheat,
But if something works well,
Why kick it?
If you got talent express it,
Embrace its riches,
48 Laws of Power, are you winning?
It’s a mental strategy,
If it ain’t hurting you,
Or causing harm to others,
Then it’s down to morals,
Have you ever played the lotto?
You think that ain’t cheating?
Then your mind isn’t affixed,
Tricks,
But we seek the treats,
So why not cheat?
Explain to me the day in your entire life you haven’t cheated?
Ok I will wait…
Don’t give me gibberish about unconscious or conscious,
If you did as a baby or infant it still counts,
Stop troubling the mind,
We all need forgiveness,
If you 100% righteous,
Then you are perfect,
But are you perfect?
Then you cheated,
Or you lied,
You still deserve forgiveness,
Who bent the rules for you?
Cheated.

Jixi Fox
@jixifox

 

CHEATING ON THE TEST

Posted on by Jixi Fox

CHEATING ON THE TEST

cheating

Teacher being a pest, thinking I ain’t going to pass this test,
She crazy son, I got something up my sleeves, I am going to cheat my ass off.
I got a tiny paper that I scribbled on, even got a backup plan in form,
Nerd on my left, pretty girl on my right, both want to cool with the popular guy. A+

Teacher couldn’t believe her eyes…Until she ask me to take the test again. Who snitched?

Jixi Fox
@jixifox