Life is a hard bargain, deal or no deal, its an constant fight,
Trying to make in the day, grinding all afternoon, worrying all night,
We aiming for the stars even though they are so far,
Is it worth all the tears, to defeat all our fears, just to see tomorrow?
I suck my thumb, not because I am dumb, it’s because I am young,
The juices are recycled over and over again, it’s kind of fun,
My mind goes to distance places after each lick my taste buds aces,
I see the faces that seek my eyes, I am race forth my desire, I take off I fly.
Knock knock, who is it, you really getting me pissed,
Beating at my door when I am trying to take a shhh it,
If I decide to get up it better be UPS with my brand new packages,
For there will a killing if it is another telemarketer or jehovah witness.
Flying through the air someone has decided to set me loose,
No strings to pin me down the hot air has got me moved,
To chase all my dreams and fight away all of my struggles,
My life is a bandit, my pain in past, I came in full blast over the ruble.
I am her Al Bundy, and she is my Peg,
I love her with all my heart, except when she eats bom boms in bed,
I got a son name Bud, but he is a dummy,
My daughter is stupid as well, my dog Buck is more like my son, my puppy.
In my magic pants there are so many lovely gifts and happy wishes,
Like my wife coming home to see a clean house and washed dishes,
Like a brand new car sitting outside the house and tickets to the Caribbean,
But to see such magical biddings, it all starts with a lottery winning.
Hope is in my pants, as lottery ticket, so when I win, Imma do the money dance.