Category: Humor

Looking Like A Straight Zombie Apocalypse | @jixifox

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Hide your wife, hide your kids, it’s looking like a straight zombie apocalypse,
They busting through your door, acting senseless like some stupid kids,
They want your brain, they don’t care if you are smart, they hungry that’s all it is,
So run grab some ammo, take shots get some practice in, be ready for the zombie apocalypse.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

2012, end of the world, apocalypse, rumors

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Don’t Drink My Juicy Juice | @jixifox

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Sitting in the crib I ain’t got nothing do,

Mommy get me a drink she got me that juicy juice,
Late at night I dream big hoping they come true,
Dreaming no one would dare drink my juicy juice.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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Imma Gonna Win | @jixifox

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Cape toting, fireball spitting…
I am Mario so Imma Gonna Win,
Player number one, and my brother’s number two,
We be getting high and big off of some mushrooms,
Rescuing Princesses, adventures to different lands,
It’s the life I live, beating bosses is my one and only plan.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

Doing The Same Old Two Step | @jixifox

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texas two step dance

Balling in the club, drinking on some bubbly,
Girl doing the dutty wine making me so horny,
All I got with me is the same old two-step,
Dancing on a lean not drunk just tipsy.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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Lazy Day, Fudge What You Say | @jixifox

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It’s a lazy day today so stay the hell away,
I ain’t going to do sh*t you ask or say to me today,
Imma lounge in the couch and kick up my feet,
Watch Tv, drink beer and take my ass back to sleep. (Peace)

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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