No more blurred lines I am about to go BLACK,
Watch Miley Cyrus twerking and I don’t know how to act,
I am going to sing like Drake and start from the bottom, Justin Timberlake brought out Nsync killed his performance, he is a problem,
Kanye mad minimal but damn it he is a GENIUS,
Only little kids voted, everyone else is in their seniors, One direction won best music video for Best Song Ever,
Live Tweeted the VMAs oh my GOD the show was nice, I’m clever.
Bonus bars…
Bruno Mars is back dropping that heat,
Rihanna felt a way when Drake took the stage, sweet,
Kevin hart cracked jokes, he be saying the craziest thangs,
Twitter is going to be on FIRE all day tomorrow morning.
Oh yea Lady Gaga in a thong tho, kicking down doors,
Katy Perry going in and make the fans go ROAR….
I blowing it hard, I am trying to play these game,
My day is going wack and I need something to play,
I might grab my Atari, Nintendo or my Game Boy,
Or my Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, I play hard no toys,
I might go on an adventure Mario, Sonic or Duck Hunt,
I am trying to beat someone’s ass right now, I’m quite blunt,
For fun let’s play with friends turn after turn so everyone can go,
But before anything goes down these damn cartridges I got to blow.
Dreamers lack fear & tears but birth aspirations,
Living in the fields and feeling pain,
Their eyes read, and their heart write,
We live pieces of their lives as tears reach our eyes.
In the field of dreams anything is possible,
We create art here, we breathe the air,
We release our fear and we tear up in love,
So we stay in our safe havens and fly above.
Only if you are lucky, we would go out for a ride,
No matter where we go as long as I am inside,
So you try your best to call out for shotgun,
Because it’s time to rollout we about to have some fun,
I’m talking on the cell, while the music is blasting,
I look in the backseat someone is twerking and dancing,
We just blew by a stop sign, fast car like we Need for Speed,
We about to go to jail, cops behind us, because of this weed.
What’s up doc? Are you ready to pop? Are you ready to rock? Maybe you are ready to hop,
To the beat and laugh and by merry, I am funnier than Daffy, one half of Tom and Jerry, Numero uno, I kicking it with Elmer & Sam, Gosh darn it man, I am simply the MAN.
So what’s up doc?
#note: I am a big Bugs Bunny fan. He is probably one the greatest inspiration for me doing improv and comedian. Cartoons characters like Bugs, Daffy, Tom and Jerry were what made me who I am today.
Only if the brigade was stale I leave them maim,
I rain on trains, in plain I stain with my words,
I spill words of verbs, nouns then back to adverbs,
Leaving everyone laying on the floor slain, 3 courses, dinner of course,
If I was not on my snatch and grab,
I would smash and trash all my enemies,
I decoded the diss tracks made, they are all my enemies,
I would name everybody, like everybody, too many names to fit in one of my sentences.