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CAN I HAS CHEEZBURGER?

Posted on August 26, 2013August 26, 2013 by Jixi Fox

CAN I HAS CHEEZBURGER?

invisible-bike

Let’s laugh let’s be goofs,
Let’s tear the roof off,
Cats are cute and pups are adorable,
But what’s better than some LOL in you,

We trick we treat,
Of course food we eat,
Asking mom to go to McDonalds we jump hurdles,
I just want to know if Can I Has CheezBurger?

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me

 

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VMAs – Justin Timblerlake, Kanye West, Robin Thicke

Posted on August 25, 2013 by Jixi Fox

VMAs – Justin Timblerlake, Kanye West, Robin Thicke

Timberlake performing at St. Paul, Minnesota, ...
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

No  more blurred lines I am about to go BLACK,
Watch Miley Cyrus twerking and I don’t know how to act,
I am going to sing like Drake and start from the bottom,
Justin Timberlake brought out Nsync killed his performance, he is a problem,

Kanye mad minimal but damn it he is a GENIUS,
Only little kids voted, everyone else is in their seniors,
One direction won best music video for Best Song Ever,
Live Tweeted the VMAs oh my GOD the show was nice, I’m clever.

Bonus bars…

Bruno Mars is back dropping that heat,
Rihanna felt a way when Drake took the stage, sweet,
Kevin hart cracked jokes, he be saying the craziest thangs,
Twitter is going to be on FIRE all day tomorrow morning.

Oh yea Lady Gaga in a thong tho, kicking down doors,
Katy Perry going in and make the fans go ROAR….

Question: Did you watch the MTV VMAs?

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me   |   http://www.jixifox.com

 

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BLOWING VIDEO GAME CARTRIDGES

Posted on August 24, 2013August 24, 2013 by Jixi Fox

BLOWING VIDEO GAME CARTRIDGES

blowing video game cartridges

I blowing it hard, I am trying to play these game,
My day is going wack and I need something to play,
I might grab my Atari, Nintendo or my Game Boy,
Or my Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, I play hard no toys,

I might go on an adventure Mario, Sonic or Duck Hunt,
I am trying to beat someone’s ass right now, I’m quite blunt,
For fun let’s play with friends turn after turn so everyone can go,
But before anything goes down these damn cartridges I got to blow.

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me   |   http://www.jixifox.com

 

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FIELD OF DREAMS

Posted on August 23, 2013August 23, 2013 by Jixi Fox

FIELD OF DREAMS

fields of dreams

Dreamers lack fear & tears but birth aspirations,
Living in the fields and feeling pain,
Their eyes read, and their heart write,
We live pieces of their lives as tears reach our eyes.

In the field of dreams anything is possible,
We create art here, we breathe the air,
We release our fear and we tear up in love,
So we stay in our safe havens and fly above.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me  |  www.jixifox.com

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IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF THE RIDE

Posted on August 22, 2013August 22, 2013 by Jixi Fox

IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF THE RIDE

dog riding shotgun

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Only if you are lucky, we would go out for a ride,
No matter where we go as long as I am inside,
So you try your best to call out for shotgun,
Because it’s time to rollout we about to have some fun,

I’m talking on the cell, while the music is blasting,
I look in the backseat someone is twerking and dancing,
We just blew by a stop sign, fast car like we Need for Speed,
We about to go to jail, cops behind us, because of this weed.

Geez

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis | The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.com | http://www.jixifox.me

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WHEN MEMES GO WRONG

Posted on August 21, 2013August 21, 2013 by Jixi Fox

WHEN MEMES GO WRONG

confused baby funniest memes

Take a look at me,
What do you see?
Is it something to laugh at?
What the hell is so funny?

My pain cause you pleasure,
So you shared it to the world,
What did I do to be treated this way?
Memes of people get created every damn day.

Hey…

funniest memes

Q: Do you love memes?

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me   |  www.jixifox.com

 

 

 

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BUGS BUNNY

Posted on August 19, 2013August 19, 2013 by Jixi Fox

BUGS BUNNY

Bugs Bunny

What’s up doc?
Are you ready to pop?
Are you ready to rock?
Maybe you are ready to hop,

To the beat and laugh and by merry,
I am funnier than Daffy, one half of Tom and Jerry,
Numero uno, I kicking it with Elmer & Sam,
Gosh darn it man, I am simply the MAN.

So what’s up doc?

#note: I am a big Bugs Bunny fan.  He is probably one the greatest inspiration for me doing improv and comedian.  Cartoons characters like Bugs, Daffy, Tom and Jerry were what made me who I am today.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me | http://www.jixifox.com

Q: What were some of your favorite cartoons and cartoon characters?

 

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GRUNGE SILHOUETTE

Posted on August 18, 2013August 18, 2013 by Jixi Fox

GRUNGE SILHOUETTE

dark-corner

As the night falls,
The evil lurks,
Death has been birth,
Lives are casualty, it hurts,

My passion burns for art,
Even in the dark I shine bright,
I write with my pencil, my mind,
I control my life in the dark, because I fight.

Jixi Fox
Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me

Q: What was your favorite line?

Let me know if you ever had this feeling.

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RED ZEBRA PRINT

Posted on August 17, 2013August 17, 2013 by Jixi Fox

RED ZEBRA PRINT

zebra-print-red

Only if the brigade was stale I leave them maim,
I rain on trains, in plain I stain with my words,
I spill words of verbs, nouns then back to adverbs,
Leaving everyone laying on the floor slain, 3 courses, dinner of course,

If I was not on my snatch and grab,
I would smash and trash all my enemies,
I decoded the diss tracks made, they are all my enemies,
I would name everybody, like everybody, too many names to fit in one of my sentences.

Jixi Fox
The Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me

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