IMMA GET YOU SUCKA
You can run all your want, I am coming for you,
Every corner you turn, I am coming for you,
No matter how fast you run, I will run faster,
I am going to get you sucka, for you disaster.
Tag: life
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED?
I almost pee’ed my pants,after I heard that one joke, I couldn’t stand on my feet,
My stomach was tightening and I almost couldn’t breathe,
Those laughs were epic, movies, friends out drinking and even YouTube videos,
But that was the past, Dang that was so long ago.
Someone make me laugh..PLEASE
LOUD NOISES
SLIPPERY SLIDE
SLIPPERY SLIDE
Hey boy you too sly,
You going down a slippery slope,
Don’t you act like a moron,
What I am telling you is not a joke,
Even though you want to laugh ha ha,
Your decisions stink, they need a good bath,
Let me pass onto you a message,
Forget that, I think I need to throw it,
For you need a long understanding,
You need to deep and long to receive this concept,
I use logic and live by faith,
I may be a genius,
Please no more slippery slopes,
No more mind power to blow.
UGH
UGH
Ugh you said something son, I gets what I want,
I do as I want, you know what I do when I taunt,
When I hit your with the screw face, comical blue face,
When I get in a fight don’t look at mines, look dude’s face.
Jixi Fox
@jixifox
LAUGH ALL CRAZY
LAUGH ALL CRAZY
I am a mastermind of laughter, I can’t stop giggling,
I am on the floor rolling and my funny bones fiddling,
Me laughing out loud got my friends busting out into tears,
My laugh scares everyone though, So it me that they fear.
My laugh is wild crazy…You are warned. lol
Jixi Fox
@jixifox
KICK BUTT ASK NO QUESTIONS
KICK BUTT ASK NO QUESTIONS
Kicking butt is awesome,
I am running wild with it, you want some?
I am a show-stopper,
Everyone will be amazed,
In a crazed look,
I say come here,
We got to go,
Oh no,
Look out,
It’s a bomb,
Let’s get out of here,
RUN.
Jixi Fox
@jixifox
YOU GUYS = AWESOME (PLEASE HELP ME OUT A BIT)
What do you think of the “NEW TITLE NAME” and “DESCRIPTION”?
Please I need your input… 🙂
Thank you are all you that have followed and subscribed to my blog. I am so grateful, you just don’t even know. I have hoped I have entertained you, made you laugh at the things I have written on my blog. I try my best to try new word play that are simple and catchy. I love the short form of humor. I write these daily to bring a smile to your faces, all over the world.
I am asking for your HELP today, just a simple opinion. I have just recently changed my Title and Description of my blog and I wanted to know if you like it. I thought the title before was too general, and a bit blah or mainly just needed an upgrade.
Here is what my title & description was before:
Funny Improv Comedy Acting and Entertainment
Jixi Fox is a weird guy, goofy at times, but super funny, and creative, living in nyc.
Here is what my title & description is today:
Jixi’s Life Leaf of Humor, Poetry & Free Verse
Jixi Fox is witty and goofy prose poetry comedian, actor, entertainer of parodies living in nyc.
I like the new title, via it goes with how I write and the type of humor and poetry I write. I do tons more and they all are themed of random titles, life situations, playful wordplay and lyrics. So I felt “Life Leaf” was a fresh feel. I was thinking of my blog as a tree, and has a bunch of leaves they creates a whole. Or you can think of it as a flower too, just blooming with happiness and fun for your everyday.
It really matters to me what you think and hope you can spend a few seconds to let me know your thoughts.
I thank you all for following and I try to reach out as much as I can and visit others blogs, even if it drop a smiley face for I enjoyed your work. I am very simple, plus it’s a like, a view, a comment, and a happy smile all at once, to help you enjoy your day.
Anyways, if you need any help or got questions for me, you are always email me, leave a comment, or chit-chat with me on Twitter @jixifox or be friends on Facebook Jixi Fox.
Also if you like comedy sketches, I have Youtube channel with Funny Parodies and more. Check them out and have a good laugh.
Jixi Fox
[The Creative Nemesis]
YouTube | Facebook
CHEATERS
CHEATERS
I got the strategy guide,
I got the answers,
It’s scribbled in my palm,
There is no guessing,
It’s destined,
Survival in this society,
We got to cheat,
Don’t think it’s the truth,
Explain to me the last time you won,
I ain’t trying to say cheat,
But if something works well,
Why kick it?
If you got talent express it,
Embrace its riches,
48 Laws of Power, are you winning?
It’s a mental strategy,
If it ain’t hurting you,
Or causing harm to others,
Then it’s down to morals,
Have you ever played the lotto?
You think that ain’t cheating?
Then your mind isn’t affixed,
Tricks,
But we seek the treats,
So why not cheat?
Explain to me the day in your entire life you haven’t cheated?
Ok I will wait…
Don’t give me gibberish about unconscious or conscious,
If you did as a baby or infant it still counts,
Stop troubling the mind,
We all need forgiveness,
If you 100% righteous,
Then you are perfect,
But are you perfect?
Then you cheated,
Or you lied,
You still deserve forgiveness,
Who bent the rules for you?
Cheated.
Jixi Fox
@jixifox