CHRISTMAS: DRUNK OFF OF EGG NOG

Seemingly tipping and tripping while sitting on a chair,
Laughing so hard the floor is parallel to me I am falling over there,
This egg nog must be laced with something strong in its taste,
On my face I landed, I blanked out into a deep and drunken daze,

I love the holiday time because I get to slip upon my egg nog,
So happy I am drunkenly writing with a smile upon my dang blog,
Singing the same old song while someone video records my antics,
I guess to put it up on YouTube to see how many laughs at me I get.

Q: What was your favorite line or part in the short?

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
“Rival Many, Praise Few”
http://www.jixifox.me

© 2013 Jixi Fox

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