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The Day of My Arrival
– Once I step foot here, I made the earth shake, Once I open my mouth to speak, all ears anxiously listened, As I made my first motion with my hand, the world nervously watched, Then I did something outrageous and opened a CAN OF WHOOP ASS. Ha Ha instagram.com/jixifox | www.youtube.com/jixifox Continue reading
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It ain’t funny when I am running for the money, Watch me pull up, Hands crossed, Feet planted, Exploded off the floor, I give away the ha ha’s, You know my style, Make you laugh until your belly drop, That’s my way to say hi, So if you try to play, I got those memes… Continue reading
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU DO COKE, YOU DO DUMB THINGS [#COMEDY]
FRIDAY FUNNIES Caption: This is the coke head bounce when you in the club… Caption: When that one crazy person comes over to chill..WTF Caption: When thug life got your caught up, now you scared… BONUS SWAG: Caption 1: When someone jumps in and messes up the flow… Caption 2: When your enemy is running right beside you, can’t help himself… Continue reading
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – THE LIES WE TELL WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING US [#COMEDY]
FRIDAY FUNNIES Caption: When you know you are the coolest guy on the planet. Caption 1: When your wifi aint connecting, but you still trying… Caption 2: When viruses on your computer, closing pop ups be like… Caption: When they say something dumb and you like wtf !?! BONUS SWAG: Caption: When you waiting for… Continue reading
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU IN HER DM’S EFFING UP SOME COMMAS [#COMEDY]
FRIDAY FUNNIES Caption: When You Strolling Through Your Girl’s Instagram Profile Caption: When You Chill AF and Someone Spoils Your Mood Caption: Listening To Future in The Car – Eff Up Some Commas -=- See More Funnies: Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas -=- Photo Credit: To… Continue reading
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU TRYING TO DISAPPEAR [#COMEDY]
FRIDAY FUNNIES Caption: When you walk in the house and there is no food… -=- See More Funnies: Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear -=- Photo Credit: To whom is its rightful copyright owner. -=- Follow: www.jixifox.me | www.jixifox.com YouTube: www.youtube.com/jixifox Facebook: www.facebook.com/efcjixi IG/Twitter: @jixifox Continue reading
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UPHILL STRUGGLE
I am running up this hill, Damn this hill long, I should have eaten some food today, Damn your boy is just dumb, I wonder what is up this hill, Damn my mind is numb, I am so freaking bored right now, Damn I need some gum, So I can chew and chew, Damn it,… Continue reading
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VIRGIN EARS
I can hear their cries, A lot of them screaming, I can hear them lie, A lot of them deceiving, I can see their hatred, A lot of them I dis-communicate with, I don’t want to hear their negativities, Keep that ish a secret. Thanks for sharing in my thoughts, Jixi Fox Continue reading
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HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR
I am fiending for something sweet, I am trying to get this treat, I want these cookies to eat, I hope I don’t caught stealing, Because my hand is in the cookie jar, I hear the door just opened up, I think my sneakers is the highest of caliber, To jet away if a chase… Continue reading