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Once I step foot here, I made the earth shake,
Once I open my mouth to speak, all ears anxiously listened,
As I made my first motion with my hand, the world nervously watched,
Then I did something outrageous and opened a CAN OF WHOOP ASS.
Category: Humor
WEB COMICS | #OPENMIC
It ain’t funny when I am running for the money,
Watch me pull up,
Hands crossed,
Feet planted,
Exploded off the floor,
I give away the ha ha’s,
You know my style,
Make you laugh until your belly drop,
That’s my way to say hi,
So if you try to play,
I got those memes for days,
Release them in a series,
You won’t want to mess with me,
For weeks or days,
Going through a phase of woes,
So watch out,
I am creeping through window sills and doors,
Mostly through the internet.
Links to Super Funny WebComics:
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/12/the-20-best-webcomics-of-2014.html
http://www.creativebloq.com/comics/inspiring-web-comics-8133926
By: IG/FB @Jixifox
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU DO COKE, YOU DO DUMB THINGS [#COMEDY]
FRIDAY FUNNIES
Caption: This is the coke head bounce when you in the club…
Caption: When that one crazy person comes over to chill..WTF
Caption: When thug life got your caught up, now you scared…
BONUS SWAG:
Caption 1: When someone jumps in and messes up the flow…
Caption 2: When your enemy is running right beside you, can’t help himself
Caption: Those moments you waiting for your windows computer to load
Caption: When you tell em you a jedi but they don’t believe you
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Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool
Friday Funnies: Haters Are Gonna Hate
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – THE LIES WE TELL WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING US [#COMEDY]
FRIDAY FUNNIES
Caption: When you know you are the coolest guy on the planet.
Caption 1: When your wifi aint connecting, but you still trying…
Caption 2: When viruses on your computer, closing pop ups be like…
Caption: When they say something dumb and you like wtf !?!
BONUS SWAG:
Caption: When you waiting for them to tell you another lie so you can slap the ish out of them…
Caption: The impression you give your boss to seem like you working, but you really not…
Caption: The moment you just don’t care who is watching you dance…
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Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU IN HER DM’S EFFING UP SOME COMMAS [#COMEDY]
FRIDAY FUNNIES
Caption: When You Strolling Through Your Girl’s Instagram Profile
Caption: When You Chill AF and Someone Spoils Your Mood
Caption: Listening To Future in The Car – Eff Up Some Commas
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Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU TRYING TO DISAPPEAR [#COMEDY]
FRIDAY FUNNIES
Caption: When you walk in the house and there is no food…
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UPHILL STRUGGLE
I am running up this hill,
Damn this hill long,
I should have eaten some food today,
Damn your boy is just dumb,
I wonder what is up this hill,
Damn my mind is numb,
I am so freaking bored right now,
Damn I need some gum,
So I can chew and chew,
Damn it, I am going to just keep on chewing,
No clue what I am doing,
Damn I can’t even buy time,
Because your boy broke as hell,
Damn I need a freaking job,
But first I need to scratch my head,
Damn I need to stop this itch from scratching,
But shoot I still got no clue,
Damn I wish I was much smarter,
I guess I just got to do what I got to do,
Keep running up this damn hill.
Thanks for sharing in my thoughts,
Jixi Fox
VIRGIN EARS
I can hear their cries,
A lot of them screaming,
I can hear them lie,
A lot of them deceiving,
I can see their hatred,
A lot of them I dis-communicate with,
I don’t want to hear their negativities,
Keep that ish a secret.
Thanks for sharing in my thoughts,
Jixi Fox
HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR
I am fiending for something sweet,
I am trying to get this treat,
I want these cookies to eat,
I hope I don’t caught stealing,
Because my hand is in the cookie jar,
I hear the door just opened up,
I think my sneakers is the highest of caliber,
To jet away if a chase was set in place,
For the cookies I will be destroying,
When I eat them my crunches are going to be annoying,
I ain’t leaving no survivors,
No throwing any towels in,
A cookie monster marathon is happening…
In my mouth!!!
Thanks for sharing in my thoughts,
Jixi Fox