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The Day of My Arrival

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Once I step foot here, I made the earth shake,
Once I open my mouth to speak, all ears anxiously listened,
As I made my first motion with my hand, the world nervously watched,
Then I did something outrageous and opened a CAN OF WHOOP ASS.

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WEB COMICS | #OPENMIC

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It ain’t funny when I am running for the money,
Watch me pull up,
Hands crossed,
Feet planted,
Exploded off the floor,
I give away the ha ha’s,
You know my style,
Make you laugh until your belly drop,
That’s my way to say hi,
So if you try to play,
I got those memes for days,
Release them in a series,
You won’t want to mess with me,
For weeks or days,
Going through a phase of woes,
So watch out,
I am creeping through window sills and doors,
Mostly through the internet.

Links to Super Funny WebComics: 

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/12/the-20-best-webcomics-of-2014.html
http://www.creativebloq.com/comics/inspiring-web-comics-8133926

By: IG/FB @Jixifox 

*Note:  This is a series for bloggers, poets, writers, music artist to contribute as a whole and as a community each week.  Simply submit a verse/poem/prose/haiku under 100 words to be featured in the series #JixiOpenMicMonday on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram…Also you can DM me @jixifox on my social networks.  Only one entry per week, and I pick the best who follows the guidelines.

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU DO COKE, YOU DO DUMB THINGS [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

funny meme comedy - clubbing be like this when on coke

Caption: This is the coke head bounce when you in the club…

funny meme comedy - dog coming crazy

Caption: When that one crazy person comes over to chill..WTF

funny meme comedy - bird attacks cat for trying to be thuggish

Caption: When thug life got your caught up, now you scared…

BONUS SWAG:

funny meme comedy - when someone just spoils the flow

Caption 1: When someone jumps in and messes up the flow…
Caption 2: When your enemy is running right beside you, can’t help himself

funny meme comedy - those moments you waiting for your windows computer to load

Caption: Those moments you waiting for your windows computer to load

funny meme comedy - when you tell em you a jedi but they dont believe you

Caption: When you tell em you a jedi but they don’t believe you

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See More Funnies:

Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool
Friday Funnies: Haters Are Gonna Hate

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – THE LIES WE TELL WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING US [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

meme - when you know you are the cool guy ont he planet

Caption: When you know you are the coolest guy on the planet.

meme - when you wifi aint connecting, closing pop ups be like

Caption 1: When your wifi aint connecting, but you still trying…
Caption 2: When viruses on your computer, closing pop ups be like…

meme - when they say something dumb and you like wtf

Caption: When they say something dumb and you like wtf !?!

BONUS SWAG:

meme - when you waiting for them to tell you another lie so you can slap the ish out of them

Caption: When you waiting for them to tell you another lie so you can slap the ish out of them…

meme - this is the motion I give when I tell you I am working but I am realy not

Caption: The impression you give your boss to seem like you working, but you really not…

meme - the moment you you just dont car who is watching

Caption: The moment you just don’t care who is watching you dance…

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See More Funnies:

Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU IN HER DM’S EFFING UP SOME COMMAS [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Meme - When You Stolling Through Your Girls Instagram Profile

Caption: When You Strolling Through Your Girl’s Instagram Profile

Meme - When You Chill AF and Someone Spoils Your Mood

Caption: When You Chill AF and Someone Spoils Your Mood

Meme - Listening To Future in The Car - Eff Up Some Commas

Caption: Listening To Future in The Car – Eff Up Some Commas

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See More Funnies:

Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU TRYING TO DISAPPEAR [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

when you walk in the house and they is no food

Caption: When you walk in the house and there is no food…

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Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear

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UPHILL STRUGGLE

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I am running up this hill,
Damn this hill long,
I should have eaten some food today,
Damn your boy is just dumb,
I wonder what is up this hill,
Damn my mind is numb,
I am so freaking bored right now,
Damn I need some gum,
So I can chew and chew,
Damn it, I am going to just keep on chewing,
No clue what I am doing,
Damn I can’t even buy time,
Because your boy broke as hell,
Damn I need a freaking job,
But first I need to scratch my head,
Damn I need to stop this itch from scratching,
But shoot I still got no clue,
Damn I wish I was much smarter,
I guess I just got to do what I got to do,
Keep running up this damn hill.

Thanks for sharing in my thoughts,
Jixi Fox

VIRGIN EARS

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I can hear their cries,
A lot of them screaming,
I can hear them lie,
A lot of them deceiving,
I can see their hatred,
A lot of them I dis-communicate with,
I don’t want to hear their negativities,
Keep that ish a secret.

Thanks for sharing in my thoughts,
Jixi Fox