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The Day of My Arrival

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Once I step foot here, I made the earth shake,
Once I open my mouth to speak, all ears anxiously listened,
As I made my first motion with my hand, the world nervously watched,
Then I did something outrageous and opened a CAN OF WHOOP ASS.

Ha Ha
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IF I WERE “A DRAGON”

IF I WERE…A DRAGON

Dragon Fireball Attack

I take flight with fury,
All I spit is flames,
I am mystical yes a creature,
They talk about me everyday,
Tattooed all over people’s body,
If I took your goat I am sorry,
I am just that awesome in the world,
I am only letting you know if you haven’t heard,
My wings when flapped blows houses away,
Only approach me with a sword if you are brave,
We can always do battle but trust me I am going to win,
At the end of the war only my voice you shall hear so let’s sing.

If I were a dragon, I would probably be one that’s just reckless and silly.  I would swoop down and stashed someone up and just take them on a trip.  I wouldn’t be like a violence type, but more the one would surprise you.  I would fly high, fast and do cool tricks in sky and just travel to different places in the world and be cool.

Q: If you were a dragon, how would you be?

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IF I WERE “LOVE”

IF I WERE…LOVE

Love-Fire

I would love you,
Unconditional as a matter of fact,
I would rub you back,
And help you get up when you have fallen,
I would be your believer,
Even after you have given up,
But I won’t ever leave you,
I am the person dreaming of you,
I am the person missing you,
I am a part of you  and with you we shall be whole,
Love for me is forgiving,
Love for me is imperfect,
For every time I got it wrong,
I will be there every time to make it right.

If I were love, I would a proud love, not scared to yell it to anyone, or fear what someone else would say.  I love my mother, brother, friends, stranger, and more.  I love to love other’s and make sure they know someone cares, so I will be that love and continue to be that love even when love is gone.

Q: If you were love, what & how would you be?

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IF I WERE ” A SHOE”

IF I WERE… A SHOE

mens shoes

My sole would be big,
And shall be my print,
For every step in my movement,
I have to embrace my comfort zone,
But at a drop of a dime,
I can sprint as fast as possible,
To make it to the tip of the edge,
And catch myself from falling,
As the eyes pour on into my soul,
I shall stand strong,
Feeling ease, that I am presentable,
Intellectual and life is simply a breeze.

If I were a shoe I would be a mixture between casual and sporty.  I like having my shoes be comfortable as well as flashy and smooth looking.  I need something I can wear to a lounge and be dressy but really fun to be in that I can go running in it and jump on park benches and be playing in.  My shoes got to be something, that if the train or bus is coming and I am 2 blocks away and got a short amount of time to reach, I can run off-road and on and make it just in time to be on time and not feel like I put in any effort to make such a stride.

Q: If you were a shoe, what & how would you be?

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It’z Jixi
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IF I WERE ” A LOLLIPOP”

IF I WERE… A LOLLIPOP

big lollipop

I wonder how people would lick or suck me,
I know it may sound a tad bit drastic,
But after getting to my core I stretch out like elastic,
So I you put me in your mouth and twirl around,
Just remember to brush so I am cavity, I cause decay.

If I were a lollipop I would be mango flavor with a dash of passion fruit.  Just a sweet blend of orange and green.  I would be like the cheat sweet people crave or have to go to a special place to get me and not fully available at any store.  You are going to have to search for me for my secret taste. 🙂

Q: If you were a lollipop, what & how would you be?

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PEPPER SPRAY

PEPPER SPRAY

In your face and in your eyes,
Invading your space,
Oh no you mad,
Oh you got to deal with it,
WASTED

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WHISPER SECRETS

whisper secrets

Late at night in your ears my words comes creeping in,
Secrets I have held in hidden of my true intentions,
I whisper you kisses and lovely bliss of things I want to do to you,
You listen quietly embracing inner thoughts of secrets you want to whisper to me too.

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OPEN YOUR HEART

open up your heart

The story ain’t that long,
But you can read between the lines,
If you can open up your heart,
You emptiness is the only thing keeping you blind.

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