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Once I step foot here, I made the earth shake,
Once I open my mouth to speak, all ears anxiously listened,
As I made my first motion with my hand, the world nervously watched,
Then I did something outrageous and opened a CAN OF WHOOP ASS.
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Once I step foot here, I made the earth shake,
Once I open my mouth to speak, all ears anxiously listened,
As I made my first motion with my hand, the world nervously watched,
Then I did something outrageous and opened a CAN OF WHOOP ASS.
IF I WERE…A DRAGON
I take flight with fury,
All I spit is flames,
I am mystical yes a creature,
They talk about me everyday,
Tattooed all over people’s body,
If I took your goat I am sorry,
I am just that awesome in the world,
I am only letting you know if you haven’t heard,
My wings when flapped blows houses away,
Only approach me with a sword if you are brave,
We can always do battle but trust me I am going to win,
At the end of the war only my voice you shall hear so let’s sing.
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If I were a dragon, I would probably be one that’s just reckless and silly. I would swoop down and stashed someone up and just take them on a trip. I wouldn’t be like a violence type, but more the one would surprise you. I would fly high, fast and do cool tricks in sky and just travel to different places in the world and be cool.
Q: If you were a dragon, how would you be?
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IF I WERE…LOVE
I would love you,
Unconditional as a matter of fact,
I would rub you back,
And help you get up when you have fallen,
I would be your believer,
Even after you have given up,
But I won’t ever leave you,
I am the person dreaming of you,
I am the person missing you,
I am a part of you and with you we shall be whole,
Love for me is forgiving,
Love for me is imperfect,
For every time I got it wrong,
I will be there every time to make it right.
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If I were love, I would a proud love, not scared to yell it to anyone, or fear what someone else would say. I love my mother, brother, friends, stranger, and more. I love to love other’s and make sure they know someone cares, so I will be that love and continue to be that love even when love is gone.
Q: If you were love, what & how would you be?
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IF I WERE… A SHOE
My sole would be big,
And shall be my print,
For every step in my movement,
I have to embrace my comfort zone,
But at a drop of a dime,
I can sprint as fast as possible,
To make it to the tip of the edge,
And catch myself from falling,
As the eyes pour on into my soul,
I shall stand strong,
Feeling ease, that I am presentable,
Intellectual and life is simply a breeze.
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If I were a shoe I would be a mixture between casual and sporty. I like having my shoes be comfortable as well as flashy and smooth looking. I need something I can wear to a lounge and be dressy but really fun to be in that I can go running in it and jump on park benches and be playing in. My shoes got to be something, that if the train or bus is coming and I am 2 blocks away and got a short amount of time to reach, I can run off-road and on and make it just in time to be on time and not feel like I put in any effort to make such a stride.
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IF I WERE… A LOLLIPOP
I wonder how people would lick or suck me,
I know it may sound a tad bit drastic,
But after getting to my core I stretch out like elastic,
So I you put me in your mouth and twirl around,
Just remember to brush so I am cavity, I cause decay.
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If I were a lollipop I would be mango flavor with a dash of passion fruit. Just a sweet blend of orange and green. I would be like the cheat sweet people crave or have to go to a special place to get me and not fully available at any store. You are going to have to search for me for my secret taste. 🙂
Q: If you were a lollipop, what & how would you be?
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PEPPER SPRAY
In your face and in your eyes,
Invading your space,
Oh no you mad,
Oh you got to deal with it,
WASTED
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Late at night in your ears my words comes creeping in,
Secrets I have held in hidden of my true intentions,
I whisper you kisses and lovely bliss of things I want to do to you,
You listen quietly embracing inner thoughts of secrets you want to whisper to me too.
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