I almost pee’ed my pants,after I heard that one joke, I couldn’t stand on my feet,
My stomach was tightening and I almost couldn’t breathe,
Those laughs were epic, movies, friends out drinking and even YouTube videos,
But that was the past, Dang that was so long ago.
Someone make me laugh..PLEASE
Hey boy you too sly,
You going down a slippery slope,
Don’t you act like a moron,
What I am telling you is not a joke,
Even though you want to laugh ha ha,
Your decisions stink, they need a good bath,
Let me pass onto you a message,
Forget that, I think I need to throw it,
For you need a long understanding,
You need to deep and long to receive this concept,
I use logic and live by faith,
I may be a genius,
Please no more slippery slopes,
No more mind power to blow.
Ugh you said something son, I gets what I want,
I do as I want, you know what I do when I taunt,
When I hit your with the screw face, comical blue face,
When I get in a fight don’t look at mines, look dude’s face.
Jixi Fox
@jixifox
I am a mastermind of laughter, I can’t stop giggling,
I am on the floor rolling and my funny bones fiddling,
Me laughing out loud got my friends busting out into tears,
My laugh scares everyone though, So it me that they fear.
My laugh is wild crazy…You are warned. lol
Jixi Fox
@jixifox
Kicking butt is awesome,
I am running wild with it, you want some?
I am a show-stopper,
Everyone will be amazed,
In a crazed look,
I say come here,
We got to go,
Oh no,
Look out,
It’s a bomb,
Let’s get out of here,
RUN.
Jixi Fox
@jixifox
I got the strategy guide,
I got the answers,
It’s scribbled in my palm,
There is no guessing,
It’s destined,
Survival in this society,
We got to cheat,
Don’t think it’s the truth,
Explain to me the last time you won,
I ain’t trying to say cheat,
But if something works well,
Why kick it?
If you got talent express it,
Embrace its riches,
48 Laws of Power, are you winning?
It’s a mental strategy,
If it ain’t hurting you,
Or causing harm to others,
Then it’s down to morals,
Have you ever played the lotto?
You think that ain’t cheating?
Then your mind isn’t affixed,
Tricks,
But we seek the treats,
So why not cheat?
Explain to me the day in your entire life you haven’t cheated?
Ok I will wait…
Don’t give me gibberish about unconscious or conscious,
If you did as a baby or infant it still counts,
Stop troubling the mind,
We all need forgiveness,
If you 100% righteous,
Then you are perfect,
But are you perfect?
Then you cheated,
Or you lied,
You still deserve forgiveness,
Who bent the rules for you?
Cheated.
Jixi Fox
@jixifox
Teacher being a pest, thinking I ain’t going to pass this test,
She crazy son, I got something up my sleeves, I am going to cheat my ass off.
I got a tiny paper that I scribbled on, even got a backup plan in form,
Nerd on my left, pretty girl on my right, both want to cool with the popular guy. A+
Teacher couldn’t believe her eyes…Until she ask me to take the test again. Who snitched?
Jixi Fox
@jixifox
INSIGURI
Fighting style unmatched, it’s about to be an epic mouth,
I talk trash, no losses, I brag, I never shut my mouth,
One kick to the head will have to laying on the floor,
I never thought I could of missed, now I faced down on the mat, lost, floored.
