FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU DO COKE, YOU DO DUMB THINGS [#COMEDY]

Posted on January 29, 2016January 29, 2016 by Jixi Fox

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Caption: This is the coke head bounce when you in the club…

Caption: When that one crazy person comes over to chill..WTF

Caption: When thug life got your caught up, now you scared…

BONUS SWAG:

Caption 1: When someone jumps in and messes up the flow…
Caption 2: When your enemy is running right beside you, can’t help himself

Caption: Those moments you waiting for your windows computer to load

Caption: When you tell em you a jedi but they don’t believe you

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See More Funnies:

Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool
Friday Funnies: Haters Are Gonna Hate

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TRAPPIN TO MAKE IT HAPPEN [#POEM]

Posted on September 25, 2015September 25, 2015 by Jixi Fox

When I am trying to win,
Because I can’t lose,
I be trappin,
I am trappin to make it happen,
Selling fake shoes,
That’s trapping,
Rocking fake boobs,
That’s trapping,
Slinging that rock,
That’s trappin,
Hitting the block,
That’s trappin.
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – HATERS ARE GONNA HATE [#COMEDY]

Posted on September 25, 2015September 27, 2015 by Jixi Fox

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Caption: This is how dudes feel when they say I love you over the phone..

Caption: When you walk into work knowing you’re about to quit today, and they gonna hate…

Caption: When someone comes with coffee but don’t got one for you…

BONUS SWAG:

Caption 1: When someone mushes you in the face.
Caption 2: The truth is hard to handle when thrown in your face…

Caption: When they say your check is delayed this week…

Caption: The frighten truth of no sex…

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See More Funnies:

Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool
Friday Funnies: Haters Are Gonna Hate

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TWO NOOBS IS A CROWD [#POEM]

Posted on September 24, 2015September 24, 2015 by Jixi Fox

Two noobs is a crowd,
To be a noob and proud,
You ever heard two noobs out loud?
Two noobs found,
Too many noobs underground,
Some noobs are thots,
Some noobs rap on the block,
Some noobs wear suits,
Some people are just professional noobs,
So please,
Pretty please,
No noobs allowed.
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BEFORE THERE WAS YOU [#POEM]

Posted on September 22, 2015September 22, 2015 by Jixi Fox

At night lonely,
Waiting for someone to hold,
I use to fill through the chapters,
But I couldn’t reach the end of the story,
Only if you were there,
I couldn’t even see myself smile,
Couldn’t for the slightest reason,
Not even for a while,
But there you came,
Walking down that winding walk way,
My eyes haven’t left you,
Hoping you will get to be quite safe,
I knew if you make it to me,
Oh my,
That would be a day,
Until you were upon,
Forever I with you stay…

To Be Continued…

With You… (A mini trilogy)

Part 1: Before There Was You
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HOW I FIND INSPIRATION [#POEM]

Posted on September 21, 2015September 21, 2015 by Jixi Fox

Just like a caged bird that wants to sing,
I open my mouth,
And let my voice do it’s thing,
I wake up to inspiration,
Another day I get to see,
I am blessed,
I open my nose and mouth to breathe,
Anther breathe,
Eyes for me to see,
Another imaginary for me,
I have feet to walk to wherever be,
I might decided to ride,
I can feel the handlebars on the bike,
There are so much beauty in the world,
Some near, some far,
People all around that can do the same things I can,
But differently,
I can learn through them,
And that’s just the beginning,

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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR [#POEM]

Posted on September 20, 2015September 20, 2015 by Jixi Fox

No time to lose focus,
It’s time to make a dollar,
Work in the morning,
I am trying to get these pradas,
I am knew I ain’t GOD,
But I am trying to strong like him,
That’s why I bother,
It’s not about working hard,
It’s about working smart,
Another day, another dollar.
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LAUGHING AND CAN’T STOP [#POEM]

Posted on September 19, 2015September 19, 2015 by Jixi Fox

Busting out my mouth is laughter,
Someone’s feelings going to be hurt,
Disaster,
Tried to hit the producer up for my masters,
He said homie get back,
You bastard,
I started laughing for I had to hit him on his math,
I mad as hell cause I paid him cash,
I can’t lie,
What he did to the trash wasn’t even trash,
But I am about to go in on him,
Crack some jokes to pass time,
Need to be back in the studio,
Making crack,
So I am laugh at the industry by creating madness,
About to be on one,
If you want it with me come on,
Let roast has begun.
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