DEEZ NUTS

Deez nuts are amazing, see them in my hand,
I love them so much, I buy them in a bottle and can,
Girls are always asking me for some, so I share the wealth,
But they be squeezing them too hard, causing them to swell,

They get sampled in the store, be all on the shelves,
Little did I know elves love them, but can’t reach the shelves,
I see the haters watching, as I throw them up to the sky,
Them squirrels be mobbing for these nuts, ready to die.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me