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Barbie is a NOOB

Posted on March 27, 2012 by Jixi Fox
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Ken trying to get it, She won’t let it be,
She playing hard to get, Ken just want to beat,
They play in the house, they play in the pool,
After ken has got enough, Ken is out boo.

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I Suck In Bed, smh

Posted on March 21, 2012March 21, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I tried hard, I tried fast,
But in the end, I couldn’t last,
She laughed, screamed and moaned,
Too bad it was in mere humor, as she sent me home.

Darn it, I sux.

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Touch It, But Don’t Lick It

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Jixi Fox

It’s there for you to play,
Just don’t play with it in that way,
Just touch it, but don’t lick it,
It’s crazy what you want to do with it. (hmmm)

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Playing With My Joystick | @jixifox

Posted on February 14, 2012February 15, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Up late at night with an appetite for fun,
Playing with my joystick playing Mario or Duck Hunt,
I like to play classics, simplicity at it’s best,
After a good game and workout, in my bed I go to rest.

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Doing The Same Old Two Step | @jixifox

Posted on January 2, 2012January 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox

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Balling in the club, drinking on some bubbly,
Girl doing the dutty wine making me so horny,
All I got with me is the same old two-step,
Dancing on a lean not drunk just tipsy.

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Lazy Day, Fudge What You Say | @jixifox

Posted on January 1, 2012 by Jixi Fox
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It’s a lazy day today so stay the hell away,
I ain’t going to do sh*t you ask or say to me today,
Imma lounge in the couch and kick up my feet,
Watch Tv, drink beer and take my ass back to sleep. (Peace)

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