I was sitting at the park, I saw I dog bark,
I saw a girl fart, she act like she ain’t did it,
Damn she can’t even admit it, I saw it in her face,
Damn I need to leave this park, it’s stinks what a disgrace.
(ewww)
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
What you say to me punk, acting a fool,
I will fill you face with mace, like a pool,
Aint no clowning around here, nor a school,
Can you see I am the king, I rule over you.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Someone scored so I cheer,
My friends get mad, what do I care,
They pleading for a foul, a miss, injury as a matter of fact,
I guess my team must be winning, oh yea actually check the stats.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
I bath with it, it makes me feel ok,
So lucky is my ducky, I play with it everyday,
People get mad or don’t understand about my duck,
My duck so lucky, it lays golden eggs they can all go suck.
(suck on these…)
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
I can strap you down, I will never let you go,
Cheers to us, you are my Juliet, I am your Romeo,
I got handcuffs and blindfolds, but don’t be scared,
Let’s get into some freaky things, even things a little bit weird.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Thought bubbles appear, saying enter caption here,
I think of clever things, mostly funny things others want to hear,
Then I act them out aloud, laughing damn my ass off,
Mainly at me, I can’t sleep, so DAMN HOT, why is my fan off?
(I needs to be cool)
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
I like you, you so sexy like a teddy bunny,
I wish I could taste you, are you yummy?
Maybe so good, you would twirl in my tummy,
I think I like so much, I love you, wanna meet my mommy?
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Looking for condom that fell on the floor, turn the LIGHTS ON
Trying to the pillow to snuggle with and cry alone, turn the LIGHTS OFF
Watching a cool ass movie on your bed before bed, turn the LIGHTS OFF
Waking up in the morning, room still dark as hell, turn the LIGHTS ON
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Pick your play, I am here to win,
I won’t give up until the fat lady sings,
I don’t got a boat, I got me a ship,
Oh you too? Mine got guns, that’s my Battleship.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox