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Just An Interlude

Posted on August 25, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Stay in tuned, just a short little piece,
Something with melody, or comedic,
Just a teaser, hot or cold, hot sause in the freezer,
My music needs a spokesman, not really an intro, just a teaser.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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Rapid Fire

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Jixi Fox
English: film car was made from Audi with rapi...
KUKA robots. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Loaded up all my guns because I am about to shoot,
Got so many bullets in my arsenal, I don’t know what hell I am doing,
I think I am going to put the trigger, test me if you think I am a liar,
The quicker we are to the truth, I let the rounds of fast, rapid fire.

(No one was harmed in the making of this, it’s just lyrics of thought.)

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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Dark of Night

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Jixi Fox
The Night Stalker (film)
The Night Stalker (film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Watch your back, OMG RUN,
If you get caught, It won’t be FUN,
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend or Epic STALKER,
They might have a Blade, and still be a day WALKER

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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Gun with No Bullets

Posted on August 8, 2012August 8, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I am trying to shoot but the gun dont want to pop off,
People laughing at me, even girls with their tops off,
I cant believe I showed up to the fight without bullets,
I guess there might not be a fight, its just life, I am going through it.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Funny Bone

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I feel it in my funny bone, most of the time when I am home alone,
I laugh so hard like a geek or nerd, I dont grunt, I groan,
For life is too short and funny when you are doing stupid shit,
Like catching your house on fire, being butt naked, grabbing your balls, in a split.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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My First Time

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

My first time was weird, it felt a bit odd,
I was happy for how close I was coming from so far,
For now that I have done it and deed is complete,
I am going to run around with a big ol smile laughing going wee.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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Terror Strikes

Posted on July 19, 2012July 20, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I rain on the lost souls,
I change-up my pace,
My actions are quick,
My mayhem is insane.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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Silly Me

Posted on July 12, 2012July 13, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I crack you up don’t I, if I don’t let me get my hammer,
For I break down the walls with laughter, cries and screams,
Just type of stuff you search the internet to find, so you found me,
I am here for you, creating enjoyment for you, silly me.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Like A Broken Record

Posted on July 4, 2012July 4, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I skip I repeat I am annoying as hell,
I cause havoc on anyone with my repetitive spell,
The mayhem I cause will one day land me in jail,
But until then listen to the tune I am singing an uncompleted fail.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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