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Touchdown To Make You Dance

Posted on November 20, 2012 by Jixi Fox
rockin'
rockin’ (Photo credit: &y)

I went in upon the mic,
It’s just like a touchdown I spiked,
While wearing my favorite pair of Nike,
Dancing to a beat so groovy that I really like.

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The Knock Knock At The Door

Posted on October 24, 2012October 24, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Knock knock, who is it, you really getting me pissed,
Beating at my door when I am trying to take a shhh it,
If I decide to get up it better be UPS with my brand new packages,
For there will a killing if it is another telemarketer or jehovah witness.

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Love and Marriage

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Al Bundy
Al Bundy (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I am her Al Bundy, and she is my Peg,
I love her with all my heart, except when she eats bom boms in bed,
I got a son name Bud, but he is a dummy,
My daughter is stupid as well, my dog Buck is more like my son, my puppy.

It’s so strange to be married with children…:)

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Not A Real Person, I am a Machine

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Monty Python Bot
Monty Python Bot (Photo credit: Jenn and Tony Bot)

Punching the clock week after week,
Little time to myself, not even time to sleep,
Everyday I have to think of new plots and schemes,
I am not a REAL PERSON, for I am a MACHINE.

PS: I don’t want to be a machine, by the way WORK sucks…:)

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Magic In My Pants

Posted on October 12, 2012October 12, 2012 by Jixi Fox
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In my magic pants there are so many lovely gifts and happy wishes,
Like my wife coming home to see a clean house and washed dishes,
Like a brand new car sitting outside the house and tickets to the Caribbean,
But to see such magical biddings, it all starts with a lottery winning.

Hope is in my pants, as lottery ticket, so when I win, Imma do the money dance.

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Mission Impossible

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Mission: Impossible II
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The seconds are counting down, the message it about to burn,
Do I accept the mission or shall I wait and skip my turn,
I make things possible I just got to rally up my team,
After a successful mission, couple explosions, in my bed I go to sleep and dream.

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High School Dropout

Posted on August 31, 2012August 31, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I never paid attention in class, even told the teacher to kiss my ass,
I guess thats why I never even got an A or passed a class,
But forget all that non sense I just want to be cool,
Lately I been on the corner which aint that, should of stayed my ass in school.

But for real though, go to school…

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Its Not Your Turn

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Its not your turn to talk, so shut the hell up, no words,
Its not your turn to walk, park those legs girl, you not leaving me,
Its not your turn to borrow money, where is that $5 you owe me,
If its not your turn sit your ass down, and wait your damn turn.

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Fool Proof

Posted on August 29, 2012August 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Cover of "Dummy"
Cover of Dummy

Dummy, yes you, you big dummy,
Corny, too silly, thinking you funny,
You can’t mess this one task up, not one bit,
Damn it you failed, I should of bit my lip.

 

Jixi Fox
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