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Jixi Fox – Comedy Novel – #NaNoWriMo – National Novel Writing Month 2013

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I, Jixi Fox is participating in “NaNoWriMo” National Novel Writing Month for 2013.  I plan on writing a comedy novel and be one of the few that ever did this.  I am dedicated to this challenge, but I am surely going to do it my way.  It’s time to have fun and birth this book.  If you are a fan or supporter of me Jixi Fox, you are in for a treat.

Let’s start with the title:

Intolerable Jokers

by: Jixi Fox

Hmmm the title is relieved…

Are you participating in NaNoWriMo National Novel Writing Month?  Have you ever tried it and what are your thoughts?

Itz Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me

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LAUGHABLE QUOTES

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LAUGHABLE QUOTES

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Everything you say is ha ha funny,
Talking about you rich you got no money,
Playing games around me no cheat you are wack,
You looney and goofy all the same on everything track,

I black out when you from stunning too hard,
You need to play more defensive my offensive is hard to guard,
As I roll deep me and crew in my shell toes,
To me the crowd say hell you, but to you hell no.

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
Www.jixifox.me

JAY Z MEME gone CRAZY #funny

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So apparently Jay Z jumped into the water from a boat, someone captured the photo then the internet went wild…I can’t with the media world sometimes, but hey, check it out.

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Itz Jixi
Just bringing you what I saw….

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CAN I HAS CHEEZBURGER?

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CAN I HAS CHEEZBURGER?

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Let’s laugh let’s be goofs,
Let’s tear the roof off,
Cats are cute and pups are adorable,
But what’s better than some LOL in you,

We trick we treat,
Of course food we eat,
Asking mom to go to McDonalds we jump hurdles,
I just want to know if Can I Has CheezBurger?

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me

 

WHEN MEMES GO WRONG

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WHEN MEMES GO WRONG

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Take a look at me,
What do you see?
Is it something to laugh at?
What the hell is so funny?

My pain cause you pleasure,
So you shared it to the world,
What did I do to be treated this way?
Memes of people get created every damn day.

Hey…

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Q: Do you love memes?

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me   |  www.jixifox.com

 

 

 

BREAKING BAD, THE GOOD WAY

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BREAKING BAD, THE GOOD WAY

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She says I am breaking bad,
I told her no, I am breaking good,
I use to be out all night, living life bad,
Drinking and smoking in the hood,

But now  I am home for dinner,
The stash in the basement, I flushed it,
I was balling all the time, the crazy life,
I am investing now and balling on a budget.

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me

MOONLIGHT

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MOONLIGHT

Moon

Shining bright,
Problems light,
We take flight,
Let’s not fight,

My life lives on the water,
My words flow as a stream,
I believe in my passions,
The grace in the world is a relief.

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me

SILLY PUPPY

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SILLY PUPPY

Silly Puppy

So cute, so adorable,
I love you, but you pooped on the floor,
Through the door you go,
Flaunty and living life,

You kiss me, we make up,
You do silly things to make me laugh, silly pup,
You are a part of my life, my counterpart,
Now matter the troubles, I remember the love, close to my heart.

You Silly Pup…

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me   |  www.jixifox.com

 

NO MORE LAUGHTER

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NO MORE LAUGHTER

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I see you laughing but I only see tears,
Don’t this seem awkward, or a tad bit weird,
That you judge me on my style and all my beliefs,
But in a while I will pop my top and then we got beef,

I am relief at it all, I have grown quite tall and fond,
I found love and a passion in life in which I now have a bond,
So when you see me in the streets, tv or just out to play,
I hope you ready for what I got because you see it all, and I got nothing to say.

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me  |  www.jixifox.com