I am fiending for something sweet,
I am trying to get this treat,
I want these cookies to eat,
I hope I don’t caught stealing,
Because my hand is in the cookie jar,
I hear the door just opened up,
I think my sneakers is the highest of caliber,
To jet away if a chase was set in place,
For the cookies I will be destroying,
When I eat them my crunches are going to be annoying,
I ain’t leaving no survivors,
No throwing any towels in,
A cookie monster marathon is happening…
Tell me who is next to me,
Sitting right next to me,
Thinking they are best like me,
Looking type fresh like me,
Always in a cocky mood,
Jumping over rocky noobs,
Having the tastiest awesome food,
Running wild like they crazy nude,
Oh nooooo,
I don’t like this dude,
I think he might be a clone,
Chatting on his cellie phone,
Thinking he is quite at home,
Comfy in his pajama snoring.
Today 11/11/14, Jixi Fox has finally released his free-verse improv project “4th Quarter Domination No Overtime“. It’s an exciting feeling to release this project into the world and I am happy to create the fun visual music videos that will follow. PLEASE support the project and take a listen. It’s only 30 minutes, 10 tracks, and kick ass catchy hooks, metaphors, poetry, melodies and more.
The game is on the line,
We tied for first place,
I need to do something fast,
For you to get out of my face,
I planned my pace,
Made my escape,
Two became 10,
Then 100,
I am out of space,
You can’t reach me. 🙂
Jixi Fox returns with his new improv free-verse experience “4th Quarter Domination: No Overtime” to claim the throne of Free Verse Improv Comedian, Actor, and Entertainer, leaving all lames behind and show the world entertainment can be imperfect and different while having a fun and unique experience.Jixi Fox drops bite size quotables, quirky moments, catchy hooks, over your head witty metaphors to let the world into his creative mind of poetry, imagination and social commentary.For Jixi there is no going back, it’s the final quarter like football or basketball, its time to dominate the game, for there is no losing, there is no draws and there definitely is no overtime.Enjoy.
1. Lames Be Gone
2. Head Boppin
3. 500 Ones
4. Shortee (#FacePalm)
5. Get Her In The Mood – Interlude
6. Confusing Raps
7. Whole Wheat Bars
8. ImDaBes
9. Busy
10. Girls
If you have 2 minutes to spare…you can dive into the ALBUM PREVIEW via YOUTUBE (link below)
I worked very hard on the details to give a rich and unique experience. The project may not be for everyone is entirety, but they are definitely at least 2 fun tracks for anyone from any walks of life on this album. I will see everyone soon with the music videos for the music and my awesome acting skills with bring you joy.
So go on and DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN and SHARE with friends and let me know your feedback. 🙂
I wonder how people would lick or suck me,
I know it may sound a tad bit drastic,
But after getting to my core I stretch out like elastic,
So I you put me in your mouth and twirl around,
Just remember to brush so I am cavity, I cause decay.
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If I were a lollipop I would be mango flavor with a dash of passion fruit. Just a sweet blend of orange and green. I would be like the cheat sweet people crave or have to go to a special place to get me and not fully available at any store. You are going to have to search for me for my secret taste. 🙂
Q: If you were a lollipop, what & how would you be?
*Note: These written poetic and lyrics pieces are simply just jokes and comedic word play driven by poetry, free verse and haiku. So please enjoy for the sake of comedy and a good laugh.
H is for honesty,
Don’t lie to me bruh,
You know the sky is the limit bruh,
I want to fly in my city,
But you just want me to crash and die in my city,
Why you can’t just tell me the truth,
Just keep it real from the top down to the root,
For all I want is honesty,
So I can see where you words lie,
Because right now,
It’s not even worth a penny,
Not even your thoughts I care for,
So stop lying and realize I just want the real,
For only from then I can know what the deal,
Is that one million really mines?
Or half that ish is going to taxes?
F is for fire,
Because I am so damn hot,
When I walk up in the spot,
Everybody’s mouth just drop,
Because I was fabulous from head to toe,
I let go all fears I had freedom to show,
I was so tight with my gear,
Nothing with flimsy,
I had my friends with me,
So the goons couldn’t get me,
I had plenty cash,
So I had to dash,
I went back to shopping,
I bought everything I could see,
I made it SPLASH.
E is for ego, Don’t you see how my head is so big, It’s been this way all the way back from when I was a kid, I like to battle, Challenge me in scrabble, I bet you will lose and I will just win, I know I am cocky, Your road is rocky, I get under your skin, I just laugh at you, You so confused, For that I just grin, I do my thing, I am the best, You can’t contest, You are second best, You can’t impress, So I am the limelight, You are my shadow, I uppercut you, Get over here, Scorpion I sting with every word, I am just bored, Let me get out of here, Oh yeah, you suck, Have a good night two finger’s up, Light’s out, dusk.
I have a love hate relationship with memes. Too over exposed, everyone does it, it’s much more degrading and vulgar than smart and witty. Well my brother says my memes I created doesn’t match how they are too be used, so I asked him, there are rules “to this”? He replied yes, I said, dead the rules, I create entertainment, someone will enjoy and feel happy I did. So welcome my new #comedic #witty #memes #reallife and enjoy my #humor and #fun #comedy.
*Be sure to save and share around. 🙂 Everyone deserve a laugh.
Let me know which ones your favorites in the comments.
