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DON’T PAY ME ANY MIND

Posted on January 4, 2017January 4, 2017 by Jixi Fox

DON’T PAY ME ANY MIND

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For the things I was doing,
Don’t worry,
I am not wilding for attention,
Didn’t listen to anyone’s advice,
Not took any of their suggestions,
I just wanted to do me,
But I didn’t know people were watching,
You can all close your eyes right now,
So you have no opinions,
Granted, no options.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Posted on October 31, 2016 by Jixi Fox

It’s Halloween,
Listen out for the screams,
Eat you up so sweets,
Don’t forget to brush your teeth,
It’s Jixi 🙂

Enjoy your Halloween,  🙂

Jixi Fox

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CASH MONEY | #EMOJI #POETRY

Posted on September 22, 2016September 22, 2016 by Jixi Fox

CASH MONEY

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Tell weezy,
To get baby,
Ball so hard,
Bought a baby,
Caught me a case,
Duck it,
Threw up a hailmary,
Steph Curry,
Now that’s a
Straight bucket,
My life is so,
Cash Money!

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ME TIME | #EMOJI #POETRY

Posted on September 22, 2016September 22, 2016 by Jixi Fox

ME TIME

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Kick back and chill,
That’s me time,
Netflix and chill,
In the meantime,
Just don’t say a word,
That’s peace time,
Unless you want a slap
Across the head,
Three times!!!

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HUMP DAY | #EMOJI #POETRY

Posted on September 21, 2016September 21, 2016 by Jixi Fox

HUMP DAY

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In the middle,
Trying to make it through,
Hump day,
Get out my face,
I ain’t in the mood,
Days to go til the weekend,
Broke until friday,
Got no money to spend…
#TheStruggleIsReal

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WE BEEFIN | #EMOJI #POETRY

Posted on September 21, 2016September 21, 2016 by Jixi Fox

WE BEEFIN

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Grinding your teeth
Looking at me
Wanting that beef
Are you crazy?

Lazily I spit words,
In your face,
Break our homie,
Don’t make me repeat,
Break!!!

About to feed you,
With a value meal of fists,
Flying like bullets,
When I pull it,
These triggers inspire mirrors
But you can’t see the signs,

You just an old car,
On the highway,
You are far behind of mine,

But it you still want beef,
Okay, then pull up…
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SAVAGE | #EMOJI #POETRY

Posted on September 19, 2016September 19, 2016 by Jixi Fox

SAVAGE

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Known for being a savage,
I am out smashing,
Dashing and Cashing,
In the money,
Don’t talk that lame ish,
Because you don’t really want it.

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WAKE UP CALL | FALLING OUT OF BED

Posted on February 27, 2016February 28, 2016 by Jixi Fox

WAKE UP CALL

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Trying to get of bed,
Moved too fast and fell,
I now laying down on my head,
I am kind of upset,
I have to get to work,
Need to iron my shirt,
My body really hurts,
Up / down, X-Games vert,
It’s about time to get busy,
Pimpin ain’t easy,
Where are my rice krispies,
Need to slow my role, be easy..

Photo Credit: lollipoplilly12

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – SEX LIES AND GAMES [#COMEDY]

Posted on February 12, 2016February 12, 2016 by Jixi Fox

FRIDAY FUNNIES

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Caption: Life before valentine’s day…

meme - they moment you run into someone you hate

Caption: The moment you run into someone you hate.

meme - penis vs brain

Caption: For men, Penis vs Brain

BONUS SWAG:

meme - when you got a knockout punchline

Caption 1: When you got a knock out punchline.

meme - when you ready to show out

Caption: When you ready to show out…

meme - when you love the ride so much

Caption: When you love the ride so much…

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Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool

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