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THINK LIKE A MAN TOO

Posted on July 1, 2014 by Jixi Fox

think like a man too

I thought it was cool when I saw shorty in the drop top coupe,
Until shorty said to me, Ayo homie gimme the loot,
She robbed me blind taking away all my love,
I was butt naked outside, by myself running through the hood,
She got me good, oh man she got me good,
Until the cops showed up and got be booked,
Because I was reckless with the thang I was swanging,
I don’t know how I got here, I wasn’t even thinking.

It’z Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me

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How Comedy Ruined My Life

Posted on March 11, 2014March 11, 2014 by Jixi Fox

comedy standup

It started when I was young, just a little chip that had serious parents who never allowed me to slip.  They never wanted me to fall, they were just great (strict) parents.  Until I found out that I am funny at age 3,4,5,6, I had the family cracking up in bits.  They never could forget, they love when I am around, when I am far away, they love when I come to town.  Everyone loves to laugh, so seeing that everyone was too serious (joker) well a Kidder I become.  So everyday practicing making others smile and laugh, took away from my seriousness.  People think I am all smiles, in terms ruined my life, now I can’t even go into a space without people ready to laugh, even bust a gut trying to figure out what weird things I am saying or acting out, I even do sound effects with my actions.  Geez, what is a guy to do but laugh it off via I just made the world a better place to live in, while I am buried in comedy ruins.

Here is where I end my testimony.

HELP ME… 🙂

Then again this post could just be all a joke…I hope you enjoyed.  It also is written kind of poetic too.

Thanks for reading…
Itz Jixi

Jixi Fox

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STAR

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Jixi Fox

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I am far from the norm, I am believe I am a star,
I break down barriers, a bag pack rapper, riding in my car.

:)

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me
© 2013 Jixi Fox

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SHE LIKES IT WHEN I POKE HER

Posted on January 9, 2014January 9, 2014 by Jixi Fox

poke me

I log on I poke her, she likes it that way,
I poke her, she pokes me, that’s how we like to play.

:)

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me
© 2013 Jixi Fox

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WRONG SOCKS ON

Posted on January 8, 2014January 8, 2014 by Jixi Fox

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Just kicking it in the crib, about to go show out,
Got my pant, shoes and socks on, toes poking out.

:)

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me
© 2013 Jixi Fox

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RAIN TERROR

Posted on January 7, 2014January 8, 2014 by Jixi Fox

i-miss-you

Flawlessly awesome and oh yes I am a boss,
I floss so much, smiling brightly not time to stop or pause.

:)

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me
© 2013 Jixi Fox

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LAME DUCK, QUACK

Posted on January 6, 2014January 7, 2014 by Jixi Fox

LAMES DUCK

Ummm stupid,
I am looking at you.

:)

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me
© 2013 Jixi Fox

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Just Jokingly – Intolerable Jokers – #NaNoWriMo – Day 2

Posted on November 2, 2013November 3, 2013 by Jixi Fox

Intolerable Jokers
by: Jixi Fox
#NaNoWriMo

oh no

Jokingly Tony rode in on this bike, but was surprised by his welcoming party.  He stood in place at the curb with an dramatic stare.  He feared the scheme of actions that were about to come next.

….to be continued.

Itz Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me

© 2013 Jixi Fox | Kry Multimedia Publishing
All Rights Reserved.

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Who You Calling Stupid? – Intolerable Jokers – #NaNoWriMo – Day 1

Posted on November 1, 2013November 2, 2013 by Jixi Fox

Intolerable Jokers
by: Jixi Fox
#NaNoWriMo

What the Hell
What the Hell (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Caught pacing back and forth in the living room looking at the TV and screaming inside about what he is seeing Tony, says in a disapproving voice, “What the hell is this, stupid noob shit”.

….to be continued.

Itz Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me

© 2013 Jixi Fox | Kry Multimedia Publishing
All Rights Reserved.

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