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TIGER

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Jixi Fox

TIGER

Stuffed tiger wearing a sombrero
Stuffed tiger wearing a sombrero (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I am rich and full of fight, I can go all night,
It’s in my blood everyone loves my coats, It’s fierce trust I know,
Don’t point because I will bite, you ain’t know I am from he jungle,
I roll with some cats, catching my meals, line them up racks on racks on racks.

Jixi Fox
[The Creative Nemesis]
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Funny Bunny

Posted on March 2, 2013March 2, 2013 by Jixi Fox
Cute Bunnies
Cute Bunnies (Photo credit: estonia76)

Hop hop and hop around the hole shaking your tail,
If you do fall in the hole, that’s definitely an epic fail,
Crime of those sort will land your ass right up in jail,
C’mon cuz let me know if you’re hip enough to hop, what’s the deal?

Jixi Fox
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Dumb Fun | Poetry | Humor

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Jixi Fox
279.365 happy april fools day,
279.365 happy april fools day, (Photo credit: ashley rose,)

It’s all I think of jumping about,
It’s all I want to do when I am in town,
I bounce over here, I bounce over there,
I bounce, I bounce, I bounce everywhere,

I just want to have fun, lot and lots,
I want to party all night with what I got,
I just want to have dumb fun, yea
I just want to have dumb fun, yea, (Trust Me on that)

I can write all day and laugh at my friends,
We doing silly things so i write them down with me pen,
Someone getting drunk, and another is passed out,
I am laughing so hard, I can’t close my mouth,

I just want to have fun, lot and lots,
I want to party all night with what I got,
I just want to have dumb fun, yea
I just want to have dumb fun, yea, (Trust Me on that)

So call in the reinforcements, to keep my mind captive,
I can’t be let loose, or you shall walk the plank, hi hi captain,
I just want to have dumb fun, no matter how old I am,
i just want to have dumb fun, dumb fun whenever I can

I just want to have fun, lot and lots,
I want to party all night with what I got,
I just want to have dumb fun, yea
I just want to have dumb fun, yea, (Trust Me on that)

It’s Jixi. Ha Ha… 🙂

Dumb Fun
by: Jixi Fox

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Real Husbands of Hollywood

Posted on January 15, 2013January 15, 2013 by Jixi Fox

real husbands hollywood BET kevin hart

As I walk around pimping throwing money like I am winning,
Life has me beat by height is short but my dreams are tall,
I am here to party and to just ball, make people laugh their ass off,
I am the funny man with all the reactions, my career is gaining traction.

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Molly

Posted on January 2, 2013 by Jixi Fox
One Love: The Very Best of Bob Marley & The Wa...
One Love: The Very Best of Bob Marley & The Wailers (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

First we popping bottle, then we Bob Marley with the tress,
Now we popping molly’s with ease, with your hair blowing in the breeze,
I can’t freeze I am too hot, I am sweating, Whoo,
This molly’s is making this part hopping, I am two stepping.

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Year of The AntiNoob

Posted on January 1, 2013January 2, 2013 by Jixi Fox
noob'd
noob’d (Photo credit: luxuryluke)

You are rookie, I crumble cookies, you playing hookie, you are a NOOB,
I don’t play games with lames, I am here to reign and do what I DO,
You can choose to be nice, but I bruise egos for FUN,
So clear of The Creative Nemesis deh bout and a COME.

BULLET!!!

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Attack Of The Clones

Posted on December 16, 2012December 17, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Droideka in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of th...
Droideka in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I am flying through space shooting at the stars,
I be killing them with rhymes more than 16 bars,
I have an army of clones and we are fitting to attack,
There is so many of me, I have my own back.  (CLONES ATTACK)

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My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Posted on November 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Snooping through my phone whenever I aint home,
Looking for a bone she can find, so at my head it can thrown,
I am so lucky she my ex for my life would be really stress,
Better yet or I guess worse thing is, she very hard for me to forget.

“Damn my crazy ex”

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Pick Up Sticks and Game On

Posted on November 22, 2012November 22, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I use to go HAM, now I just ball GREAT,
They use all love me off, now they all HATE,
Jixi is a Champion,
You ain’t messing with the levels my hands be on.

“Get Your Game On, Pick Up Sticks”

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