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The Rude Wake Up Call

Posted on December 20, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Rude People
Rude People (Photo credit: BunnyMonsieur)

 

Ring Ring, Knock Knock, let me in, wake your ass up,
Who that trying to creep into my ears, I am sleeping, back to sleep, pillow face plunge,
It’s me, I need you to do me a favor, lend me five dollars, some brown sugar, be my damn taxi,
What? You crazy, good-bye, die, leave me alone rude ass lame, I screamed…GOSH!

 

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