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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

It’s Halloween,
Listen out for the screams,
Eat you up so sweets,
Don’t forget to brush your teeth,
It’s Jixi 🙂

Enjoy your Halloween,  🙂

Jixi Fox

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CASH MONEY | #EMOJI #POETRY

CASH MONEY

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Tell weezy,
To get baby,
Ball so hard,
Bought a baby,
Caught me a case,
Duck it,
Threw up a hailmary,
Steph Curry,
Now that’s a
Straight bucket,
My life is so,
Cash Money!

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Written by: Jixi Fox
Copyrighted 2016: Jixi Fox
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ME TIME | #EMOJI #POETRY

ME TIME

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Kick back and chill,
That’s me time,
Netflix and chill,
In the meantime,
Just don’t say a word,
That’s peace time,
Unless you want a slap
Across the head,
Three times!!!

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Written by: Jixi Fox
Copyrighted 2016: Jixi Fox
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HUMP DAY | #EMOJI #POETRY

HUMP DAY

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In the middle,
Trying to make it through,
Hump day,
Get out my face,
I ain’t in the mood,
Days to go til the weekend,
Broke until friday,
Got no money to spend…
#TheStruggleIsReal

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Written by: Jixi Fox
Copyrighted 2016: Jixi Fox
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WE BEEFIN | #EMOJI #POETRY

WE BEEFIN

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Grinding your teeth
Looking at me
Wanting that beef
Are you crazy?

Lazily I spit words,
In your face,
Break our homie,
Don’t make me repeat,
Break!!!

About to feed you,
With a value meal of fists,
Flying like bullets,
When I pull it,
These triggers inspire mirrors
But you can’t see the signs,

You just an old car,
On the highway,
You are far behind of mine,

But it you still want beef,
Okay, then pull up…
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Written by: Jixi Fox
Copyrighted 2016: Jixi Fox
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SAVAGE | #EMOJI #POETRY

SAVAGE

Instagram Emoji Poetry - jixifox

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Known for being a savage,
I am out smashing,
Dashing and Cashing,
In the money,
Don’t talk that lame ish,
Because you don’t really want it.

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Written by: Jixi Fox
Copyrighted 2016: Jixi Fox
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WAKE UP CALL | FALLING OUT OF BED

WAKE UP CALL

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Trying to get of bed,
Moved too fast and fell,
I now laying down on my head,
I am kind of upset,
I have to get to work,
Need to iron my shirt,
My body really hurts,
Up / down, X-Games vert,
It’s about time to get busy,
Pimpin ain’t easy,
Where are my rice krispies,
Need to slow my role, be easy..

Photo Credit: lollipoplilly12

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – SEX LIES AND GAMES [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

meme - life before valentines day

Caption: Life before valentine’s day…

meme - they moment you run into someone you hate

Caption: The moment you run into someone you hate.

meme - penis vs brain

Caption: For men, Penis vs Brain

BONUS SWAG:

meme - when you got a knockout punchline

Caption 1: When you got a knock out punchline.

meme - when you ready to show out

Caption: When you ready to show out…

meme - when you love the ride so much

Caption: When you love the ride so much…

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See More Funnies:

Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool

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 To whom is its rightful copyright owner.

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