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HUMP DAY | #EMOJI #POETRY

HUMP DAY

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In the middle,
Trying to make it through,
Hump day,
Get out my face,
I ain’t in the mood,
Days to go til the weekend,
Broke until friday,
Got no money to spend…
#TheStruggleIsReal

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Written by: Jixi Fox
Copyrighted 2016: Jixi Fox
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WE BEEFIN | #EMOJI #POETRY

WE BEEFIN

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Grinding your teeth
Looking at me
Wanting that beef
Are you crazy?

Lazily I spit words,
In your face,
Break our homie,
Don’t make me repeat,
Break!!!

About to feed you,
With a value meal of fists,
Flying like bullets,
When I pull it,
These triggers inspire mirrors
But you can’t see the signs,

You just an old car,
On the highway,
You are far behind of mine,

But it you still want beef,
Okay, then pull up…
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Written by: Jixi Fox
Copyrighted 2016: Jixi Fox
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SAVAGE | #EMOJI #POETRY

SAVAGE

Instagram Emoji Poetry - jixifox

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Known for being a savage,
I am out smashing,
Dashing and Cashing,
In the money,
Don’t talk that lame ish,
Because you don’t really want it.

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Written by: Jixi Fox
Copyrighted 2016: Jixi Fox
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WAKE UP CALL | FALLING OUT OF BED

WAKE UP CALL

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Trying to get of bed,
Moved too fast and fell,
I now laying down on my head,
I am kind of upset,
I have to get to work,
Need to iron my shirt,
My body really hurts,
Up / down, X-Games vert,
It’s about time to get busy,
Pimpin ain’t easy,
Where are my rice krispies,
Need to slow my role, be easy..

Photo Credit: lollipoplilly12

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – SEX LIES AND GAMES [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

meme - life before valentines day

Caption: Life before valentine’s day…

meme - they moment you run into someone you hate

Caption: The moment you run into someone you hate.

meme - penis vs brain

Caption: For men, Penis vs Brain

BONUS SWAG:

meme - when you got a knockout punchline

Caption 1: When you got a knock out punchline.

meme - when you ready to show out

Caption: When you ready to show out…

meme - when you love the ride so much

Caption: When you love the ride so much…

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Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

funny comedy meme - when a girl is getting thier feelings oh no

Caption: When a girl or guys gets into their feelings… Oh Nooooo

funny comedy meme - mario vs yoshi

Caption: When you leave someone in past to reach to the next level for the win…

funny comedy meme - when life is just messed up

Caption: When life is coming down on you and you can’t help but crash…

BONUS SWAG:

funny meme comedy - drake fruit ninja

Caption 1: When you have a flawless skill…dancing…

funny comedy meme - doing the charlton

Caption: When that dance fever hits you…do the carlton..

funny comedy meme - when you know its friday and it time to dance

Caption: When you feeling yourself hard, so you sell it hard…

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See More Funnies:

Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool
Friday Funnies: Haters Are Gonna Hate

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – WHEN YOU DO COKE, YOU DO DUMB THINGS [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

funny meme comedy - clubbing be like this when on coke

Caption: This is the coke head bounce when you in the club…

funny meme comedy - dog coming crazy

Caption: When that one crazy person comes over to chill..WTF

funny meme comedy - bird attacks cat for trying to be thuggish

Caption: When thug life got your caught up, now you scared…

BONUS SWAG:

funny meme comedy - when someone just spoils the flow

Caption 1: When someone jumps in and messes up the flow…
Caption 2: When your enemy is running right beside you, can’t help himself

funny meme comedy - those moments you waiting for your windows computer to load

Caption: Those moments you waiting for your windows computer to load

funny meme comedy - when you tell em you a jedi but they dont believe you

Caption: When you tell em you a jedi but they don’t believe you

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See More Funnies:

Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool
Friday Funnies: Haters Are Gonna Hate

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FRIDAY FUNNIES – HATERS ARE GONNA HATE [#COMEDY]

FRIDAY FUNNIES

meme - this is how dudes feel when they say I love you over the phone

Caption: This is how dudes feel when they say I love you over the phone..

meme - when you work in the work knowing your about to quit

Caption: When you walk into work knowing you’re about to quit today, and they gonna hate…

meme - when someone with coffee but don't got one for you

Caption: When someone comes with coffee but don’t got one for you…

BONUS SWAG:

meme - when someone mushes your face, truth is hard to handle

Caption 1: When someone mushes you in the face.
Caption 2: The truth is hard to handle when thrown in your face…

meme - when they say you check is delayed this week

Caption: When they say your check is delayed this week…

meme - the frigthen truth of no sex

Caption: The frighten truth of no sex…

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See More Funnies:

Friday Funnies: When You Trying To Disappear
Friday Funnies: When You In Her DM’s Effing Up Some Commas
Friday Funnies: The Lies We Tell When People Are Watching Us
Friday Funnies: Awkward Moments In Life
Friday Funnies: The Stupid Things We Do, To Act A Fool
Friday Funnies: Haters Are Gonna Hate

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