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She needs ME to do WHAT?

Posted on May 11, 2012May 11, 2012 by Jixi Fox

She needs me to cook and clean, and be her man,
She needs me to work and provide, even empty the grabage can,
She dont care for the life I live, she is not fond of who I am,
Who the hell this chick think she is my wife? I aint superman.
DAMN

-Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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She needs ME to do WHAT?

Posted on May 11, 2012May 11, 2012 by Jixi Fox

She needs me to cook and clean, and be her man,
She needs me to work and provide, even empty the grabage can,
She dont care for the life I live, she is not fond of who I am,
Who the hell this chick think she is my wife? I aint superman.
DAMN

-Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Never Me

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Never was I the one picked to be on the team,
Never was I the one the girls wanted to be with,
Never was I the one shotgun in the mean whip,
Never will I be that guy, it shall never be me.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Fiending For Sex

Posted on May 2, 2012May 3, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I want it bad, I want it now,
She don’t want to, I do though,
I rubbing myself, can’t catch my breath,
I better stop this is church, oops my bad.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox 

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I’m Crazy, I Squirt Waterguns

Posted on May 1, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I am truly a bad ass, I am very crazy,
I once walked home mid-day naked,
I had gotten robbed for acting crazy,
They didn’t even take my clothes, I was just lazy.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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If I Sell Drugs, I Will Be RICH right?

Posted on April 22, 2012 by Jixi Fox

If I sell drugs, I want to be rich, just like the government,
Pills and caps of dosage I take, why not sell it and get paid,
I want to be a made man, So on the streets they call my name,
Will I be rich or I am talking that gibberish, shhh don’t tell the government.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox 

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You’re So Lame

Posted on April 21, 2012April 21, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Slap slap, you deserve that for being so lame,
It pains me to see you acting insane,
So I return the favor in a harmful behavior,
Maybe you will now be real, and thank me as your savior.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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So I Pulled Down My Pants

Posted on April 20, 2012April 20, 2012 by Jixi Fox

The feeling to be free is cool to me,
Free willy acting silly happy as can be,
Is it me a riddle or common logic,
I just want her to put her hand in my pocket.

Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Banana Clips (Going APE)

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Jixi Fox
More, More, More
More, More, More (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I rap, I spit, my banana splits,
I eat, I grin, I eat again,
I have a line, nope I got a clip,
Eff a banana boat, I got a banana clip.

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