Tag: Humor

If I Could Un-Invent Something It Would Be!

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Bloganuary writing prompt
If you could un-invent something, what would it be?
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If I could, I would. If I can’t, then it just aint. I want to pick something sensible and real, but I can’t. I don’t know what I could say should be be invented. So I went to Google, and typed in what should have not ever been invented, and I will see what I cosign with and give you an answer…. Hold on I will be right back. lol

…… still loading.

….browsing past sponsored ads.

…..evaluating the results.

….bingoo I GOT IT.

….please un invent: _______________

Okay my apologies, I went down a rabbit hole and found very stupid inventions. So other from weapons of mass destruction, I deem anything that is just flat out stupid, which may be funny, should have never been invented, even though some of our amazing things in life people did think was stupid and then we were like OMG, this is necessary. Okay, we can cancel out anything nuclear, so at least we know it would take a bit more than a person with a itchy trigger finger to whip out the world.

Just A Way Out

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Just can’t believe it’s butter,
I stutter when I say it,
I don’t know the way,
You want to play it,
Okay it’s up in the air,
But I am not that crazy,
I couldn’t get out of bed today,
Mostly because I am lazy.

Photo by Priscilla Du Preez 🇨🇦
Photo by Kate Stone Matheson

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Itz Jixi | @jixifox

Just Lay It Up

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Just get to the point,
Stack up the points,
I am who you got,
Maybe not who you want,
Wanted for my stats,
I stay in the game stashing,
I am shoot my shots,
Now they are splashing.

Photo by Tolga Ulkan

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Itz Jixi | @jixifox

A LAUNDRY LIST OF LIES!

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Time after time,
I stick my head out,
Leaning a helping hand,
Trying to pull the lint out,
But you stay getting caught,
You are my favorite,
Every time you get hurt,
Oh man,
I be hating it,
But the lies that you tell,
And every time you cry wolf,
Has my head going swirly,
Too early,
My hair style is curly,
But here I go for one more spin,
You lose once more with me,
Will be our last,
I will move on,
Now that’s my win.

Quotable: “To catch a new wind of air, from your lies”.

Question: What’s your thoughts on the poem?

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HI AUGUST

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Hi August,
You are here,
Summer is almost over,
But don’t you fear,
We are going to have some fun,
Before the summer disappear,
If you hear this message,
Put two hands in the air.

Well hi friends and peeps of the blog, it’s a new month and I am refreshed in my journey to write more creatively. I hope you are open and ready. I have simple BIG announcements, and funs interactive moments to share with you. So let’s start off by listing 2 things to look for and aim for in August.

  1. I will be releasing a NEW PROJECT to the world this month…. Date is PENDING at the moment.
  2. I will be opening back up my YOUTUBE channel with fun comedic jabs and humor for good laughs.

I hope you receive them well, and I also will be celebrating you and your creative works as well.

So in the most creepy voice, I will find you and appreciate the heck out of you.

See you soon.

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AS YOU CAN TELL #stories

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You don’t got to like me,
Nor Even look my way,
For I am going to do that damn thing,
Anyhow,
Either way,
Just know I am here to live my truth,
Be awesome when I can,
All in all,
I am the man,
Or woman. 🙂

Tell the haters back up

Photo by Charles Etoroma 

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