Tag: Humor

F is for FIRE

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Girl-in-fire

F is for fire,
Because I am so damn hot,
When I walk up in the spot,
Everybody’s mouth just drop,
Because I was fabulous from head to toe,
I let go all fears I had freedom to show,
I was so tight with my gear,
Nothing with flimsy,
I had my friends with me,
So the goons couldn’t get me,
I had plenty cash,
So I had to dash,
I went back to shopping,
I bought everything I could see,
I made it SPLASH.

Follow the ALPHABET -> A B C D E F

Photo Credit: Google Images

Shout out to all my friends who submitted ideas…I some seem too regular and I need some hype, so I used mines and added everyone’s with the poem.

Samantha – Fabulous (Fantabulosity)
Patty – Freedom
Will – Friends
Linda – Flimsy

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E is for EGO

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ego stroke

E is for ego,
Don’t you see how my head is so big,
It’s been this way all the way back from when I was a kid,
I like to battle,
Challenge me in scrabble,
I bet you will lose and I will just win,
I know I am cocky,
Your road is rocky,
I get under your skin,
I just laugh at you,
You so confused,
For that I just grin,
I do my thing,
I am the best,
You can’t contest,
You are second best,
You can’t impress,
So I am the limelight,
You are my shadow,
I uppercut you,
Get over here,
Scorpion I sting with every word,
I am just bored,
Let me get out of here,
Oh yeah, you suck,
Have a good night two finger’s up,
Light’s out, dusk.

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MEME MONDAY: LOOK OUT FOR NOOBS #FUNNY

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I have a love hate relationship with memes.  Too over exposed, everyone does it, it’s much more degrading and vulgar than smart and witty.  Well my brother says my memes I created doesn’t match how they are too be used, so I asked him, there are rules “to this”?  He replied yes, I said, dead the rules, I create entertainment, someone will enjoy and feel happy I did.  So welcome my new #comedic #witty #memes #reallife and enjoy my #humor and #fun #comedy.

meme funny comedy humor - owe me money

meme - looking dumb

 

meme - noobs loose

 

meme funny comedy humor

*Be sure to save and share around. 🙂  Everyone deserve a laugh.

Let me know which ones your favorites in the comments.

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WHEN YOU WERE NOT THERE

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WHEN YOU WERE NOT THERE

Lonely_bench

When you weren’t there,
I was lonely,
You were a ghost,
I kept asking where you were,
And how can I see you again,
So I left,
It was misery not to see your face,
Feel your hands,
Hear your voice,
But once you did show,
I was gone,
No remorse.

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I can’t be waiting all day for you…

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🙂

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http://www.jixifox.me

NEVER-MIND

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NEVER-MIND

never-mind

I was going to be your friend,
But changed my mind,
Never mind,
I will not act for you,
I am just going to be real,
Really put back by your mouth,
And how you clap your lips,
Twitch your eyes,
Raise your eye brows,
Then again,
Why does your facial expressions matter to me,
Never mind,
I am gone,
Clearly I wasted my time caring about nothing,
Never mind what I previously,
Good-Bye.

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🙂

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me

How Comedy Ruined My Life

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comedy standup

It started when I was young, just a little chip that had serious parents who never allowed me to slip.  They never wanted me to fall, they were just great (strict) parents.  Until I found out that I am funny at age 3,4,5,6, I had the family cracking up in bits.  They never could forget, they love when I am around, when I am far away, they love when I come to town.  Everyone loves to laugh, so seeing that everyone was too serious (joker) well a Kidder I become.  So everyday practicing making others smile and laugh, took away from my seriousness.  People think I am all smiles, in terms ruined my life, now I can’t even go into a space without people ready to laugh, even bust a gut trying to figure out what weird things I am saying or acting out, I even do sound effects with my actions.  Geez, what is a guy to do but laugh it off via I just made the world a better place to live in, while I am buried in comedy ruins.

Here is where I end my testimony.

HELP ME… 🙂

Then again this post could just be all a joke…I hope you enjoyed.  It also is written kind of poetic too.

Thanks for reading…
Itz Jixi

Jixi Fox

FANTASY ARISES

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FANTASY ARISES

Fantasy

It was almost like a fairy tale,
The vision, the feel, the smell,
I awoke anew, in a new body,
The journey was quite exquisite.

Oooops ran out of words,
I definitely just woke up,
I am trying to recollect where I have been,
Ehhhhh, forget it,
Just know that I am here now.

🙂

–

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me

JET LAG

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JET LAGGED

jet lag

Jet lag and I can’t brag,
Traveling the world with my atlas,
I seen 50 States, New York to LA,
I wave to queen over in UK,
I collect money from different countries,
I laugh with the kiddies because they are funny,
I enjoy grand cuisines,
Jamaican, Ethiopian, Thai and Japanese,
I am fresh in every garment,
Robes, kilts, and everything italian,
I guess I am just styling,
Don’t worry I won’t be bragging,
But I guess I just did.

Ooops!

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🙂

What are your thoughts?
What’s your favorite part?

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me

FUNNY MOMENTS IN LIFE

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FUNNY MOMENTS IN LIFE

Funny-Moments-in-Life

When someone lie and get caught in the lie but keeps lying,
Funny Moment In Life
When you trip on a rock, but act like you did not, smooth move,
Funny Moment In Life
When the bully who bullied you got bullied too, in front of you,
Funny Moment In Life
When a sibling got a butt whipping for laughing at you getting a butt whipping,
Funny Moment In Life
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What are your thoughts?
What’s your favorite part?

Jixi Fox
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