Tag: Humor

LAUGHABLE

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LAUGHABLE

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I would laugh in your face,
But I feel so bad for you,
Everything you say is laughable,
You give me more than a ha ha too,
I am laughing my ass off,
Can you see my expression?
I repeat it every time I see you,
You didn’t peep the repetition,
Your brain is out of commission,
You never listen, so you keep on talking,
You don’t impress me,
So I keep on walking,
I am laughing all the way to the bank,
I can a check to cash,
Because talking to you,
Won’t make me any funds,
So I am done son,
Drunk and overdosed in funny,
It tickles my tummy for being so funny,
This is just dumb,
I would stay a chat, but I got to run. 

🙂

What are your thoughts?
What’s your favorite part?

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me

EAT UP ALL YOUR SNACKS

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EAT UP ALL YOUR SNACKS

cookie-monster

I am here to eat up all your snacks, I am greedy,
I been waiting all day long for something tasty, so feed me,
I chow down with the best of them I can hold my own,
Matter of fact I am the king in this place, where is my throne?

I like it sugary sweet and a slice of humble pie when I am around,
I eat so fast, I crumble my food I am the cookie monster, crumbs on the ground,
If there is anything I know it surely how to eat and make a perfect meal,
The food network need to cut me a check, get me on the show, let’s make a deal.

Q: What was your favorite line or part in the short?

🙂

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me

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Just Jokingly – Intolerable Jokers – #NaNoWriMo – Day 2

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Intolerable Jokers
by: Jixi Fox
#NaNoWriMo

oh no

Jokingly Tony rode in on this bike, but was surprised by his welcoming party.  He stood in place at the curb with an dramatic stare.  He feared the scheme of actions that were about to come next.

….to be continued.

Itz Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me

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Who You Calling Stupid? – Intolerable Jokers – #NaNoWriMo – Day 1

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Intolerable Jokers
by: Jixi Fox
#NaNoWriMo

What the Hell
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Caught pacing back and forth in the living room looking at the TV and screaming inside about what he is seeing Tony, says in a disapproving voice, “What the hell is this, stupid noob shit”.

….to be continued.

Itz Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me

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All Rights Reserved.

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Jixi Fox – Comedy Novel – #NaNoWriMo – National Novel Writing Month 2013

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I, Jixi Fox is participating in “NaNoWriMo” National Novel Writing Month for 2013.  I plan on writing a comedy novel and be one of the few that ever did this.  I am dedicated to this challenge, but I am surely going to do it my way.  It’s time to have fun and birth this book.  If you are a fan or supporter of me Jixi Fox, you are in for a treat.

Let’s start with the title:

Intolerable Jokers

by: Jixi Fox

Hmmm the title is relieved…

Are you participating in NaNoWriMo National Novel Writing Month?  Have you ever tried it and what are your thoughts?

Itz Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me

© 2013 Jixi Fox | Kry Multimedia Publishing
All Rights Reserved.

6 YEAR ANNIVERSARY, WORDPRESS: JIXI FOX

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As of October 1, 2013, I am proud member/blogger of WordPress for 6 years.  Welcome to my 6th year Anniversary.  I have to pat myself on the back for such an accomplishment.  I started from the bottom and I am still here.  Cheers to many more years.

Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me

FAMILY TIES (Oh No Kissing Cousins)

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FAMILY TIES

sexy cousin

So wholesome and juicy excuse me, who is that?
That beautiful honey sitting over there with that crazy tat,
They way she is dressed got my going crazy I don’t know how to act,
I am going to step to her, walking smooth and hit with my mack,

Very charming I know it I am about to show it,
Stepped to shorty, said she is running through my mind, I wonder where she is going,
She said nowhere she is here to at this reunion to meet with her fam,
She said matter of fact I think we are cousins, I looked at her, like DAMN.

damn damn damn…
#facepalm

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me

LAUGHABLE QUOTES

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LAUGHABLE QUOTES

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Everything you say is ha ha funny,
Talking about you rich you got no money,
Playing games around me no cheat you are wack,
You looney and goofy all the same on everything track,

I black out when you from stunning too hard,
You need to play more defensive my offensive is hard to guard,
As I roll deep me and crew in my shell toes,
To me the crowd say hell you, but to you hell no.

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
Www.jixifox.me

Too Late

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Too Late

Too late - conceptual alarm clock showing that you are too late

Looked over at the clock, damn I am late,
Why the hell did I got to bed so late,
My boss said if I’m late again fired I will be,
I jumped out of the bed, too cold, I went back to sleep,

It’s me and my kitty cat laid under the sheet,
We snuggled up and tired, don’t bother us please,
Too late to make breakfast too late to for coffee,
I roll over and text my boss, I’m going be late again, sorry.

Jixi Fox
The Witty Lyricist
http://www.jixifox.me

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