If I was rich forever, where would I spend all my cash?
Would I ever let it splash or hog it all and dash?
I would donate it to causes and creating blessings,
I would pay people to put down their weapons,
Of hate, or war I want to put my money to use,
Probably buy a mansion or two and go on a cruise,
I know it may sound like splurging, but it is my earnings,
If only I was rich beyond all means of green, piloting straight no turning.
I need a girl with scarlet colored hair and blue eyes,
With happy thoughts and blows sexy kisses as time passes by,
She may stop traffic with her mind and body and can be herself being bold,
I need a girl with direction in life, believes in herself and has her own goals,
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so in my eyes she alone I would want to hold,
Late at night, movie nights, and even cuddling in the comforter folds,
A woman with experience, knowledge and courage to be my backbone,
The woman for me, with a sense of humor and smile to call my own.
I am flying, I am ducking and weaving, I am in the matrix,
It’s my world, my playing field, I am made to take this,
I flip, I bounce, I dive over fences, I am awesome at times,
I write the most wonderful, comedic and humorous rhymes,
I take off, I jump, I hop and I do tricks,
Who else is like me, put your hands up don’t resist,
We are from the same cloth, the tent, let’s be great peers,
You heard of me, I know about you, let’s go get some beers.
Deez nuts are amazing, see them in my hand,
I love them so much, I buy them in a bottle and can,
Girls are always asking me for some, so I share the wealth,
But they be squeezing them too hard, causing them to swell,
They get sampled in the store, be all on the shelves,
Little did I know elves love them, but can’t reach the shelves,
I see the haters watching, as I throw them up to the sky,
Them squirrels be mobbing for these nuts, ready to die.