Tag: culture

I was going to enter the dragon, bruce lee,
Or unleash the dragon like I am sisqo,
I was to bust a move on the floor, disco,
I use to drink it all day in Jamaica, kisko,
I was just different, but they never understood,
Until I worked hard at my passions and got out of the hood,
I booked myself to exclusive spots,
I even froze my wrist up with a flossy watch,
I see where I am headed, but the travel is long,
I am going pack my gear, watch out I am almost gone.

#ThereIsADragonInsideMeRoarBurnt

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So when I was younger I thought I was the shiz,
I mean I use to go around beating my chest real hard,
Until one day, and I do mean one day,
This shorty saw me,
She was like damn homie, you beating your chest real hard,
I said to the shorty,
I beat my chest because I am one big bad mother fudger,
She was like, what is that?
I said you don’t know a mother fudging thing do you girl,
She was like impressed and not impressed by the words I was saying,
So I showed her how big and bad I was,
I threw a pebble so freaking hard at a coconut in a tree,
That joint drilled a hole in the coconut,
And juice fell from the sky and I drank it,
She was like damn, that’s hot can I get some,
I was like nah shorty, back then you didn’t want me,
But now I am hot and drinking coconut juice from the sky,
You all on me.

#GoApeAllDayAndGetJuice

It’z Jixi
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Okay, so this girl I know,
Always calling me,
Always texting me to go out,
Until one day I said yes,
I said fudge it,
She wants me,
She be begging,
Why not give her want she wants,
WRONG,
This chick took me to the worse afternoon brunch in my life,
I just couldn’t escape this girl after that,
She took me to a hypnosis seminar,
Me being stupid and curious went along,
I figure shoot, they might teach me how to make money,
You see where I failed at already,
But anyways,
Long story she set me up,
Everywhere I go I see her,
Even even heard she did this to a fleet of men,
We tried to huddle to over take her and get it reversed,
But she took off into another beast in our heads,
I mean I see her everywhere,
I see her in like the weirdest positions,
I see her feeding me grapes and I am not even the body she is feeding,
I saw like 9 clones of me and she making them breakfast,
C’mon son, BREAKFAST?
Women still make those for their man?
Anyways, straight horrible,
Okay I think I might have to come up with a better plan,
She is killing me with these imaginary.

#SheGotYouTrippinFolk

It’z Jixi
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I remember this one time I went to my friends Rey Rey’s house,
It was up in the hood,
I swore I saw something looking like an alien chilling in his mother’s blouse,
My world from then on wasn’t all good,
Don’t worry about her blouse though,
That creeped me out it crawled right into her stocking,
Quite shocking was my face because not a word I did say,
I don’t want this damn alien reading my mind and everything I say,
I don’t play, it was weird I got the hell up out of there,
I wonder if I was to be abducted would anyone would really care?
But really though what was that? A dog, cat or mouse oh snap that rhymes with blouse.

Oh yea, I don’t think Rey Rey would be my friend, via the thoughts me and his mom though, Yup, a weird and awkward moment it would be…

#ReyReyMomThoHOT

It’z Jixi
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