DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

So when I was younger I thought I was the shiz,
I mean I use to go around beating my chest real hard,
Until one day, and I do mean one day,
This shorty saw me,
She was like damn homie, you beating your chest real hard,
I said to the shorty,
I beat my chest because I am one big bad mother fudger,
She was like, what is that?
I said you don’t know a mother fudging thing do you girl,
She was like impressed and not impressed by the words I was saying,
So I showed her how big and bad I was,
I threw a pebble so freaking hard at a coconut in a tree,
That joint drilled a hole in the coconut,
And juice fell from the sky and I drank it,
She was like damn, that’s hot can I get some,
I was like nah shorty, back then you didn’t want me,
But now I am hot and drinking coconut juice from the sky,
You all on me.