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TAMMY

Posted on July 9, 2014July 9, 2014 by Jixi Fox

tammy

So Tammy was this girl I met yesterday,
She was cute and all,
I dig her,
Until she was like,
Look here bruh,
Showed me her middle finger,
I was like damn tammy bammy,
You a bad ass chick,
She cussed me out and told me the get on the floor quick,
She robbed me, and kicked me,
I even cried out for help,
I love you tammy bammy,
We shall meet back up again,
I need change for that 20 you stole from me,
I got to do laundry.

#DAMNiLOVETAMMYBAMMY

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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

Posted on July 8, 2014July 8, 2014 by Jixi Fox

how-to-train-your-dragon-2

I was going to enter the dragon, bruce lee,
Or unleash the dragon like I am sisqo,
I was to bust a move on the floor, disco,
I use to drink it all day in Jamaica, kisko,
I was just different, but they never understood,
Until I worked hard at my passions and got out of the hood,
I booked myself to exclusive spots,
I even froze my wrist up with a flossy watch,
I see where I am headed, but the travel is long,
I am going pack my gear, watch out I am almost gone.

#ThereIsADragonInsideMeRoarBurnt

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DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

Posted on July 7, 2014July 8, 2014 by Jixi Fox

dawn of planet of the apes

So when I was younger I thought I was the shiz,
I mean I use to go around beating my chest real hard,
Until one day, and I do mean one day,
This shorty saw me,
She was like damn homie, you beating your chest real hard,
I said to the shorty,
I beat my chest because I am one big bad mother fudger,
She was like, what is that?
I said you don’t know a mother fudging thing do you girl,
She was like impressed and not impressed by the words I was saying,
So I showed her how big and bad I was,
I threw a pebble so freaking hard at a coconut in a tree,
That joint drilled a hole in the coconut,
And juice fell from the sky and I drank it,
She was like damn, that’s hot can I get some,
I was like nah shorty, back then you didn’t want me,
But now I am hot and drinking coconut juice from the sky,
You all on me.

#GoApeAllDayAndGetJuice

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DELIVER US FROM EVIL

Posted on July 6, 2014July 6, 2014 by Jixi Fox

deliver us from evil

Okay, so this girl I know,
Always calling me,
Always texting me to go out,
Until one day I said yes,
I said fudge it,
She wants me,
She be begging,
Why not give her want she wants,
WRONG,
This chick took me to the worse afternoon brunch in my life,
I just couldn’t escape this girl after that,
She took me to a hypnosis seminar,
Me being stupid and curious went along,
I figure shoot, they might teach me how to make money,
You see where I failed at already,
But anyways,
Long story she set me up,
Everywhere I go I see her,
Even even heard she did this to a fleet of men,
We tried to huddle to over take her and get it reversed,
But she took off into another beast in our heads,
I mean I see her everywhere,
I see her in like the weirdest positions,
I see her feeding me grapes and I am not even the body she is feeding,
I saw like 9 clones of me and she making them breakfast,
C’mon son, BREAKFAST?
Women still make those for their man?
Anyways, straight horrible,
Okay I think I might have to come up with a better plan,
She is killing me with these imaginary.

#SheGotYouTrippinFolk

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EARTH TO ECHO

Posted on July 5, 2014July 5, 2014 by Jixi Fox

Earth-to-Echo

I remember this one time I went to my friends Rey Rey’s house,
It was up in the hood,
I swore I saw something looking like an alien chilling in his mother’s blouse,
My world from then on wasn’t all good,
Don’t worry about her blouse though,
That creeped me out it crawled right into her stocking,
Quite shocking was my face because not a word I did say,
I don’t want this damn alien reading my mind and everything I say,
I don’t play, it was weird I got the hell up out of there,
I wonder if I was to be abducted would anyone would really care?
But really though what was that? A dog, cat or mouse oh snap that rhymes with blouse.

Oh yea, I don’t think Rey Rey would be my friend, via the thoughts me and his mom though, Yup, a weird and awkward moment it would be…

#ReyReyMomThoHOT

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22 JUMP STREET

Posted on July 4, 2014July 4, 2014 by Jixi Fox

 

22-Jump-Street

I was ready to party when my boys hit me up,
They kidnapped me in a Maybach truck,
Get it, because I was like a kid, so they kidnapped me,
Anyways, we got to the destination,
Without hesitation I saw 18 shorties and decided to lay my mack down,
Well you see what had happened was,
My mack wasn’t turned on before I got kidnapped,
So I had to turn on and put in down once I saw the shorties,
Back to the story, they said I was too short and walked away,
If you asking if all 18 walked away, well yes all of them,
Except one, she decided to run away and fell and chipped her tooth,
That must have been painful though,
Ouch,
So I since my mack wasn’t high enough for them,
I went and bought and ice-cream and played with my water gun,
People still play with water guns right?

#IceCreamNWaterGuns

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MALEFICENT

Posted on July 3, 2014July 3, 2014 by Jixi Fox

maleficent

This is no fairy tale,
This is real life,
Where girls be keying cars,
And guys don’t be eating right,
So they got a big tummy,
Most girls do too,
I be playing with my girl’s,
It’s like an action figure,
When I move it, it moves,
Well so does mine, I guess we are fat,
We need to eat right,
Or soon we might have and heart attack,
I ain’t talking smack,
Or running jokes,
I can’t ride a bike,
I might bend the spokes.

#LifeNoFairyTale

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PILLS N POTIONS – NICKI MINAJ

Posted on July 2, 2014 by Jixi Fox

pills n potions nicki minaj

I use to wish on a star that I could deliver hot bars,
Writing about my life pains without going insane,
Also connecting with the world, all the boys and girls,
And show them that sometimes we are the same,

I write dope, I write dope, I write dope, I write dope bars bars bars,
I write dope, I write dope, I write dope, I write upon a star star star,

I wish I could take a pill to relieve me headache of life,
But if I do that my life would just fade,
I wish I could drink a potion to erase my emotions,
But if I did once it’s magic wears off, I would still feel the pain,

I write dope, I write dope, I write dope, I write for hope hope hope,
I write dope, I write dope, I write dope, I write to cope cope cope,

Never breathing in fear and only exhaling hope,
I fill my life with lavish things with everything I do,
Never screwing my face up unless it makes someone smile,
For love and for freedom, I would run a 1000 miles,
I use to be petty but I put that behavior to rest,
I work hard everyday to obtain my own success,
If I were to ever climb and fall, surely I would right back,
To the top is where I go, leaving my foes, pushing those haters back.

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TRANSFORMERS AGE OF EXTINCTION

Posted on July 2, 2014July 2, 2014 by Jixi Fox

 

transformers age of extinction

Lately my friends been asking me to be someone else,
So I said, oh then let me transform,
I turned into a bag of money,
We about to have a ball,
Until they put me their pockets and wallets,
Went to the strip club threw me at a few strippers like a ball,
I couldn’t believe me eyes these fools are so reckless,
I would have taken me to a bank and made a few investments,
We could have made dividends and even turned billionaires,
Now we broke again, I left my stupid friends and re-transformed, poof I disappeared.

#StupidIdea

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