So Tammy was this girl I met yesterday, She was cute and all, I dig her, Until she was like, Look here bruh, Showed me her middle finger, I was like damn tammy bammy, You a bad ass chick, She cussed me out and told me the get on the floor quick, She robbed me,… Continue reading

I was going to enter the dragon, bruce lee, Or unleash the dragon like I am sisqo, I was to bust a move on the floor, disco, I use to drink it all day in Jamaica, kisko, I was just different, but they never understood, Until I worked hard at my passions and got out… Continue reading

So when I was younger I thought I was the shiz, I mean I use to go around beating my chest real hard, Until one day, and I do mean one day, This shorty saw me, She was like damn homie, you beating your chest real hard, I said to the shorty, I beat my… Continue reading

Okay, so this girl I know, Always calling me, Always texting me to go out, Until one day I said yes, I said fudge it, She wants me, She be begging, Why not give her want she wants, WRONG, This chick took me to the worse afternoon brunch in my life, I just couldn’t escape this girl… Continue reading

I remember this one time I went to my friends Rey Rey’s house, It was up in the hood, I swore I saw something looking like an alien chilling in his mother’s blouse, My world from then on wasn’t all good, Don’t worry about her blouse though, That creeped me out it crawled right into… Continue reading

  I was ready to party when my boys hit me up, They kidnapped me in a Maybach truck, Get it, because I was like a kid, so they kidnapped me, Anyways, we got to the destination, Without hesitation I saw 18 shorties and decided to lay my mack down, Well you see what had… Continue reading