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MY SWAG LEVEL INFINITE

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MY SWAG LEVEL INFINITE

MY SWAG MEME DEXTER

I am quite awesome when I step out,
I am a show off with my swag, I stick my tongue out,
Crazy as it may seem I am hipster with a tee and jeans on,
I go ham, gimme my money uncle sam, I be popping ladies bra off.

Itz Jixi…

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*My swag level on infinite was just a concept of cool and outrageous.  I am sorry if I offend any ladies who may read my blog, then again, if you ladies are a bit on the wild side and have a sense of humor, we should be all good.  As long as you had a great time reading then smiling, I am happy. 🙂

NOT A RAPPER, JUST BARS AND NO LABEL

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NOT A RAPPER, JUST BARS AND NO LABEL

Hi,
I am Jixi,
I write poems,
I write humor,
I act out thoughts,
Well actually lyrics,
Lyrics to life,
Not a rapper though,
And I hate being labeled,
I just write to entertain,
Create emotions,
Relate to others,
And keep improving my skills,
How about you?

Who are you my fellow bloggers and writers of poetry, comedy, humor and music?

Itz Jixi…

And I Care…

SO MUCH CAKE, I GOT TO EAT IT

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SO MUCH CAKE, I GOT TO EAT IT

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So much cakes I want to eat it, so open wide…
If comedy was the remedy I got it for you in doses,
You ain’t a model with your picture phone posing,
You just snapping photos, tagging and over exposing.

Itz Jixi…

Do like cake?

***Today‘s rhyme was a mixture of having too much of one thing or everyone doing the same things everyone else is doing.  Just so over exposed.  I try to be smooth with the things I do, and try to avoid where everyone is crowding around.  I am slowly crafting my lane of creativity and making it a trend, then move on…wish me luck.  Oh yea, people on Instagram and Facebook with the face pictures kill me too…not too creative, but hey if they ever commit a crime, we all know how their faces looks in many different ways…can’t miss a face. 🙂

Happy Mother’s Day.

FRINGE – HIGH ON THAT BROWN BETTY

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FRINGE – HIGH ON THAT BROWN BETTY

I was in a trance I couldn’t hold my stance,
I mixed up that Afgan Kush and Chronic Super Nova and did my dance,
I am blind through my eyes I can’t see you and surely don’t know you,
I am smoking on that Brown Betty, telling stories to the kiddie, yea I am older.

Itz Jixi…

Today’s rhyme came from watching the Tv show, Fringe on Netflix and I saw a funny episode in which Walter Bishop, one of the main characters of the show creates his own mixture of smokes and got high. His medication had him in the zone telling a story to a little girl. It was just how funny the episode started off that way.

Do you watch Fringe? Did you see it before? If not, its a great show, check it out.

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Breathe In and Breathe Out

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Breathe In and Breathe Out

Ashanti in the music video for "Good Good...
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Breathe in and breathe out,
Don’t shout but open your mouth,
Let your words fly,
No landing,
It’s so high,
But you are not,
You are not standing.

–

Jixi Fox

Side Note: My music video Too Late was to arrive today, but guess what it’s late. lol.  I actually have to make the other video breathe first.  Sunday shall be the day. 🙂

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RUSTY WITH THE PEN

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RUSTY WITH THE PEN

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Smart Pen 001 (Photo credit: pennstatenews)

I am rusty with the pen,
But I know I got to write,
I got an appetite for words,
People want to digest them all,
So I got to write, write, write,
I want to get better,
Sometimes I will make some mistakes,
But the life I want to live,
That’s just a risk I must take,
I am fighting with the pen at night,
I am trying to create epic stories and tales,
If my words aint about anything,
My writing I must bail,
I need to escape these walls,
And the burden of not honing my skills will bear,
I need not to be rusty with this pen,
For my words with be left on deaf’s ears.

Then you will see my tears…

Itz Jixi.

Does practice really make perfect?

Jixi Fox -> Poet & Storyteller.

Shhhhh

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So shut up. I mean you talking is annoying me, but I am actually talking to myself, be quiet, no don’t you dare be polite, just you know, shut up.

Clearly I am out of my mind, I guess it makes sense, via I don’t remember writing this.

Itz Jixi

Go ahead and smile for randomness…