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DAMN, DANIEL | DAMN, JIXI

Posted on February 28, 2016February 28, 2016 by Jixi Fox

DAMN, DANIEL | DAMN, JIXI

damn daniel meme video snapchat

Damn Jixi,
The world is in a frenzy,
Wanted to stunt today,
I took out the Benzy,
Pocket of money,
It’s so plenty,
I saw Damn Daniel,
We created a friendship,
He had on Vans,
I wore my Etnies,
Our style went viral,
Because we so trendy.

I got back to work,
Man I am so busy,
I am feeling myself,
My mohawk so frizzy,
Damn Jixi…

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WAKE UP CALL | FALLING OUT OF BED

Posted on February 27, 2016February 28, 2016 by Jixi Fox

WAKE UP CALL

room_mate_wake_up_call__by_lollipoplilly12

Trying to get of bed,
Moved too fast and fell,
I now laying down on my head,
I am kind of upset,
I have to get to work,
Need to iron my shirt,
My body really hurts,
Up / down, X-Games vert,
It’s about time to get busy,
Pimpin ain’t easy,
Where are my rice krispies,
Need to slow my role, be easy..

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NETFLIX AND CHILL [#POEM]

Posted on September 5, 2015September 5, 2015 by Jixi Fox

netflix and chill meme comedy

She said to me,
What you doing?
I said nothing,
I am just chilling,
She then asks,
Do you want to Netflix and Chill,
I was already do nothing,
I figured why not,
Let do it,
It’s a date,
Got over there,
20 minutes later,
There was an eruption of something,
I was clueless before,
But now I am well aware,
For the movie she had no care,
Next thing I knew everything was tossed in the air,
I went in,
No turning back now,
Head on in without a fear.

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SUBWAY RIDE HOME [#Poetry]

Posted on June 13, 2015June 14, 2015 by Jixi Fox

It late at night and the train in rolling,
A few folks next to me at sleepy, head bopping,
It’s not their type of night, their bodies all strange,
I am scared to death they may awake as zombies wanting to eat my brains.

Jixi Fox
#Nemesis
“Rival Many, Praise Few”

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NO GOOD RAPPER

Posted on April 19, 2015April 19, 2015 by Jixi Fox

rapper meme

No good,
No beat,
No treats,
Just feet,
In butt,
I will cut,
Just my luck,
Bandage fix,
That’s what’s up,
Still in pain,
For 5 days,
On 6th I was pissed,
Never to return,
Usher made it burn,
You learn,
To let go,
I went ghost.

BYE

Jixi Fox

#Nemesis

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UPHILL STRUGGLE

Posted on January 21, 2015January 21, 2015 by Jixi Fox

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I am running up this hill,
Damn this hill long,
I should have eaten some food today,
Damn your boy is just dumb,
I wonder what is up this hill,
Damn my mind is numb,
I am so freaking bored right now,
Damn I need some gum,
So I can chew and chew,
Damn it, I am going to just keep on chewing,
No clue what I am doing,
Damn I can’t even buy time,
Because your boy broke as hell,
Damn I need a freaking job,
But first I need to scratch my head,
Damn I need to stop this itch from scratching,
But shoot I still got no clue,
Damn I wish I was much smarter,
I guess I just got to do what I got to do,
Keep running up this damn hill.

Thanks for sharing in my thoughts,
Jixi Fox

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HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR

Posted on January 18, 2015January 18, 2015 by Jixi Fox

hand-in-cookie-jar

I am fiending for something sweet,
I am trying to get this treat,
I want these cookies to eat,
I hope I don’t caught stealing,
Because my hand is in the cookie jar,
I hear the door just opened up,
I think my sneakers is the highest of caliber,
To jet away if a chase was set in place,
For the cookies I will be destroying,
When I eat them my crunches are going to be annoying,
I ain’t leaving no survivors,
No throwing any towels in,
A cookie monster marathon is happening…

In my mouth!!!

Thanks for sharing in my thoughts,
Jixi Fox

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THE DUDE NEXT TO ME

Posted on January 15, 2015January 15, 2015 by Jixi Fox

the dude next to me

Tell me who is next to me,
Sitting right next to me,
Thinking they are best like me,
Looking type fresh like me,
Always in a cocky mood,
Jumping over rocky noobs,
Having the tastiest awesome food,
Running wild like they crazy nude,
Oh nooooo,
I don’t like this dude,
I think he might be a clone,
Chatting on his cellie phone,
Thinking he is quite at home,
Comfy in his pajama snoring.

Thanks for sharing in my thoughts,
Jixi Fox

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ESCAPE

Posted on December 20, 2014December 20, 2014 by Jixi Fox

ESCAPE

The Escape

Funny to see you here,
Dressed like that,
You trying to leave with me?
Oh no, what do you mean?
I mean we about to, get it on,
Oh so you want me to leave with you?
In my mind I thought to myself,
Self, is this chick for real?
Cracking myself up I entertain her inquiry,
So I say,
Yea!, I got the new whip outside, you want to go for a ride?
Oh yes I do, oh yes I do,
The plan is set, she is all on deck, I am kind of upset,
Here goes the escape, the club, wish me luck.

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