I am bringing back to comedy…
Music countdown to return as well…
Itz Jixi
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Tag: comedy
4th QUARTER DOMINATION NO OVERTIME
Today 11/11/14, Jixi Fox has finally released his free-verse improv project “4th Quarter Domination No Overtime“. It’s an exciting feeling to release this project into the world and I am happy to create the fun visual music videos that will follow. PLEASE support the project and take a listen. It’s only 30 minutes, 10 tracks, and kick ass catchy hooks, metaphors, poetry, melodies and more.
You can DOWNLOAD for FREE at http://jixifox.bandcamp.com and if you only care to hear the BEST of project,
you can LISTEN for FREE at http://soundcloud.com/jixifox I really hope you can support and give me some feedback what you think.
Jixi Fox
4th Quarter Domination: No Overtime
The game is on the line,
We tied for first place,
I need to do something fast,
For you to get out of my face,
I planned my pace,
Made my escape,
Two became 10,
Then 100,
I am out of space,
You can’t reach me. 🙂
Jixi Fox returns with his new improv free-verse experience “4th Quarter Domination: No Overtime” to claim the throne of Free Verse Improv Comedian, Actor, and Entertainer, leaving all lames behind and show the world entertainment can be imperfect and different while having a fun and unique experience. Jixi Fox drops bite size quotables, quirky moments, catchy hooks, over your head witty metaphors to let the world into his creative mind of poetry, imagination and social commentary. For Jixi there is no going back, it’s the final quarter like football or basketball, its time to dominate the game, for there is no losing, there is no draws and there definitely is no overtime. Enjoy.
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http://www.jixifox.me / @jixifox
1. Lames Be Gone
2. Head Boppin
3. 500 Ones
4. Shortee (#FacePalm)
5. Get Her In The Mood – Interlude
6. Confusing Raps
7. Whole Wheat Bars
8. ImDaBes
9. Busy
10. Girls
If you have 2 minutes to spare…you can dive into the ALBUM PREVIEW via YOUTUBE (link below)
I worked very hard on the details to give a rich and unique experience. The project may not be for everyone is entirety, but they are definitely at least 2 fun tracks for anyone from any walks of life on this album. I will see everyone soon with the music videos for the music and my awesome acting skills with bring you joy.
So go on and DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN and SHARE with friends and let me know your feedback. 🙂
Thank you very much.
Jixi Fox
IF I WERE “YOU”
IF I WERE…YOU
I would be very much the same,
Nothing much would change,
I think life would be strange,
Turn to another page,
And you will be there,
Taking away my air,
Am I looking in the mirror,
Would you be 10 and I be zero,
No need to copy you,
You are simple the original.
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If I were you, ummm I would just be you, fake. Just a copy.
Q: If you were you, how would you be? (just the same right?)
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It’z Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me
*Note: These written poetic and lyrics pieces are simply just jokes and comedic word play driven by poetry, free verse and haiku. So please enjoy for the sake of comedy and a good laugh.
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IF I WERE ” A LOLLIPOP”
IF I WERE… A LOLLIPOP
I wonder how people would lick or suck me,
I know it may sound a tad bit drastic,
But after getting to my core I stretch out like elastic,
So I you put me in your mouth and twirl around,
Just remember to brush so I am cavity, I cause decay.
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If I were a lollipop I would be mango flavor with a dash of passion fruit. Just a sweet blend of orange and green. I would be like the cheat sweet people crave or have to go to a special place to get me and not fully available at any store. You are going to have to search for me for my secret taste. 🙂
Q: If you were a lollipop, what & how would you be?
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It’z Jixi
http://www.jixifox.me
*Note: These written poetic and lyrics pieces are simply just jokes and comedic word play driven by poetry, free verse and haiku. So please enjoy for the sake of comedy and a good laugh.
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JUST MY SITUATION
Fire it’s after 9, I’m on the wire, they trying to catch me, but they won’t because I flee, geez they late while I am laid up with my mate, on the mat so strap with so much stamina the drama explode, she is so exposed, so I unload, then hit the road. BONG!
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THAT’S JUST STUPID TO ME
So a girl came up to me and say, do you want to put it in there?, I was like why yes, sure I will put it in there, she then ask me why would you take her up on her offer, and I replied I figured I will just entertain the fact you asked me something smart, just because you are pretty, because clearly what you just asked is dumb….(looks to the side and mumbles to self) “She dare to ask me if I would give her the D……..I guess she is not immune to the Dunce Cap…clearly she don’t know me well.
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MEME MONDAY: LOOK OUT FOR NOOBS #FUNNY
I have a love hate relationship with memes. Too over exposed, everyone does it, it’s much more degrading and vulgar than smart and witty. Well my brother says my memes I created doesn’t match how they are too be used, so I asked him, there are rules “to this”? He replied yes, I said, dead the rules, I create entertainment, someone will enjoy and feel happy I did. So welcome my new #comedic #witty #memes #reallife and enjoy my #humor and #fun #comedy.
*Be sure to save and share around. 🙂 Everyone deserve a laugh.
Let me know which ones your favorites in the comments.
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How Comedy Ruined My Life
It started when I was young, just a little chip that had serious parents who never allowed me to slip. They never wanted me to fall, they were just great (strict) parents. Until I found out that I am funny at age 3,4,5,6, I had the family cracking up in bits. They never could forget, they love when I am around, when I am far away, they love when I come to town. Everyone loves to laugh, so seeing that everyone was too serious (joker) well a Kidder I become. So everyday practicing making others smile and laugh, took away from my seriousness. People think I am all smiles, in terms ruined my life, now I can’t even go into a space without people ready to laugh, even bust a gut trying to figure out what weird things I am saying or acting out, I even do sound effects with my actions. Geez, what is a guy to do but laugh it off via I just made the world a better place to live in, while I am buried in comedy ruins.
Here is where I end my testimony.
HELP ME… 🙂
Then again this post could just be all a joke…I hope you enjoyed. It also is written kind of poetic too.
Thanks for reading…
Itz Jixi
Jixi Fox
RUDE AWAKENING
I woke up in a bit of a pickle, my pickle was hanging out loose,
I chose to grab my pickle, but someone saw my pickle and was amused.
What a pickle I am in.
Jixi Fox
http://www.jixifox.me
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