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Attack Of The Clones

Posted on December 16, 2012December 17, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Droideka in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of th...
Droideka in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I am flying through space shooting at the stars,
I be killing them with rhymes more than 16 bars,
I have an army of clones and we are fitting to attack,
There is so many of me, I have my own back.  (CLONES ATTACK)

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Dirty World, Mean Thoughts, The End

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Jixi Fox

English: "The whole world smiles with you...

Living in this dirty world trying to get CLEAN,
We hunting for that money trying to get CREAM,
Our face says it all our smiles be looking MEAN,
We individually dyslectic we can’t spell the word TEAM.

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My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Posted on November 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Snooping through my phone whenever I aint home,
Looking for a bone she can find, so at my head it can thrown,
I am so lucky she my ex for my life would be really stress,
Better yet or I guess worse thing is, she very hard for me to forget.

“Damn my crazy ex”

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Love and Marriage

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Al Bundy
Al Bundy (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I am her Al Bundy, and she is my Peg,
I love her with all my heart, except when she eats bom boms in bed,
I got a son name Bud, but he is a dummy,
My daughter is stupid as well, my dog Buck is more like my son, my puppy.

It’s so strange to be married with children…:)

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Insane Thoughts

Posted on October 4, 2012October 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Insane Heads
Insane Heads (Photo credit: L O O K)

What do you plan to gain if you are going insane?
Mind and body doesn’t function like they use to, as you try to train them again,
Cryptic memories and actions haunt you with echoes mimics you a menace,
You were once here, but now far gone, just a body with no internal presence.

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High School Dropout

Posted on August 31, 2012August 31, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I never paid attention in class, even told the teacher to kiss my ass,
I guess thats why I never even got an A or passed a class,
But forget all that non sense I just want to be cool,
Lately I been on the corner which aint that, should of stayed my ass in school.

But for real though, go to school…

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Just An Interlude

Posted on August 25, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Stay in tuned, just a short little piece,
Something with melody, or comedic,
Just a teaser, hot or cold, hot sause in the freezer,
My music needs a spokesman, not really an intro, just a teaser.

– Jixi Fox
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Sucka Emcees

Posted on August 23, 2012August 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox
r2-d2 sucka free
r2-d2 sucka free (Photo credit: scottobear)

Sucka emcees should not be allowed to breathe,
If it was for me, I would slay them whenever they be,
I rip them lyrically and tell them to get out and bounce,
They are simply just pigs to me, welcome to the slaughterhouse.

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Translate For Me Please

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Rude Boy (song)
Rude Boy (song) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Rude Boy, is a bad man, who rolls with shottas,
Bad Man, is a man who take no long talking no matter what,
No Long Talking, means don’t chat to me like you know me,
Don’t Chat To Me, for you not original, the only ways you know is phony.

Jixi Fox
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