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Comic Relief, he he ha ha

Posted on June 19, 2012June 19, 2012 by Jixi Fox

They just adding me for laughs, I aint worth not a thing,
But when everybody laughs, I can’t help to grin for the win,
Here to act a fool, give funny jokes, be dramatic and epic,
The movie would of been lame, period, if I wasnt in it.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Mo Money, Mo Problems

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Jixi Fox

The more you stack the bread, someone is out for your head,
It’s funny how that didn’t happen when you was broke in bed,
Now you spending cash, styling on em, people getting mad,
I guess Biggie, Puffy and Mase was right Mo Money Mo Problems.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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My Lonely Neighbor

Posted on June 12, 2012 by Jixi Fox
One Is a Lonely Number
One Is a Lonely Number (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I see her sitting by the window looking out with a dull gaze,
I use to think of her as that girl next door, but that was just a dream,
I want to stop by, say hello or try to be of some company,
But my lonely ways as hers is just the same, so it’s just a bust.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Run Tel Dat

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Nemesis-1
Nemesis-1 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Run and tell your friends that I am the man,
When I say the man, I mean the man with the plan,
When I talk all should listen and by the way stick out your wrist,
Let me borrow five dollars, I hit you back when I make it rich.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Drunk Pass My Limit

Posted on June 9, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Condom with package
Condom with package (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I have passed my limits, minutes of life I will never get back,
The party was live I bet, but after a few drinks I didn’t remember jack,
For I was drunk, a bit lazy, woke up kind of crazy, beside a girl name Daisy,
Saw an open condom wrapper on the floor, no condom inside, did I use it or was I lazy?

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Sitting At The Park

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Damn! (song)

I was sitting at the park, I saw I dog bark,
I saw a girl fart, she act like she ain’t did it,
Damn she can’t even admit it, I saw it in her face,
Damn I need to leave this park, it’s stinks what a disgrace.
(ewww)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Mace to the Face

Posted on June 5, 2012June 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox

What you say to me punk, acting a fool,
I will fill you face with mace, like a pool,
Aint no clowning around here, nor a school,
Can you see I am the king, I rule over you.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Too Close For Comfort

Posted on May 31, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I touch you soft, I touch you smooth
I touch you anywhere to get you in the mood,
I hold you close to my heart and my soul,
But I had to let you go, only goodbye’s no hello’s.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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The Winning Team

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Someone scored so I cheer,
My friends get mad, what do I care,
They pleading for a foul, a miss, injury as a matter of fact,
I guess my team must be winning, oh yea actually check the stats.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

 

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