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Fiending For Sex

Posted on May 2, 2012May 3, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I want it bad, I want it now,
She don’t want to, I do though,
I rubbing myself, can’t catch my breath,
I better stop this is church, oops my bad.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox 

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Bragging Rights – Jixi Fox – [#Poetry]

Posted on May 1, 2012September 7, 2016 by Jixi Fox
Jixi-Fox-Poetry-Tuesday-Series
Jixi-Fox-Poetry-Tuesday-Series

I am cocky,
I know it,
So I always show it,
I can style on you,
Buy what I want to,
Kick your ass,
Beat your best,
In some video games,
I control the noob population,
I eliminate them now and then
My phrases grow longer as I speak them,
I got no words,
So I stick out my tongue,
I laugh in your face,
I smack your ice cream on the ground,
You can’t grin or smile,
Because it’s me you dislike,
I am the man,
Listen up your attention needed,
So stare if you may,
Not too hard that’s lame,
If I was,
I would wink back,
I am in your house,
Raiding your fridge,
I kick my feet on your couch,
Say something bish,
I am in control,
I am quite bold,
This shiz don’t get old,
I win all the hands,
My bragging rights will never fold.

Bragging Rights
by: Jixi Fox

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What’s Up Jixi – ep. 2 – Jixi is “2 Chainz”

Posted on April 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Hello friends and my efc family,

After a rad weekend and cool outlook on my new videos and music, I figured a photo opt would be great.  So I thought of a concept and here is Jixi 2 Chainz.  What do you think?  Do you like it?

Jixi Fox as 2 Chainz

Jixi Fox as 2 Chainz

I also made a little comedy/skit to go with it.  It’s coming very soon. 🙂

Thanks for reading, I appreciate you all. 🙂

Its jixi…
“And what a gwann with me, I am being me, flossing my 2 Chainz”

What’s up with you lately?  What a gwann?

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No Way In HELL

Posted on April 29, 2012 by Jixi Fox

 

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Hell Show (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Nope, I ain’t going to do that,
Nor will I let you do this,
Because there is no way in hell,
I am going to be on the wrong side being pissed. (Nope)

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox 

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The Party Starter

Posted on April 28, 2012April 28, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Fist pumping, liquor popping, dancing real reckless,
After tonight all my problems gone I will be stressless,
I do it like its nothing, everyday I want to be in the club,
I party hard when I get it started, just trying to have some fun.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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If I Sell Drugs, I Will Be RICH right?

Posted on April 22, 2012 by Jixi Fox

If I sell drugs, I want to be rich, just like the government,
Pills and caps of dosage I take, why not sell it and get paid,
I want to be a made man, So on the streets they call my name,
Will I be rich or I am talking that gibberish, shhh don’t tell the government.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox 

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You’re So Lame

Posted on April 21, 2012April 21, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Slap slap, you deserve that for being so lame,
It pains me to see you acting insane,
So I return the favor in a harmful behavior,
Maybe you will now be real, and thank me as your savior.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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So I Pulled Down My Pants

Posted on April 20, 2012April 20, 2012 by Jixi Fox

The feeling to be free is cool to me,
Free willy acting silly happy as can be,
Is it me a riddle or common logic,
I just want her to put her hand in my pocket.

Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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What’s Up Jixi – ep. 1 – What A Gwann?

Posted on April 10, 2012April 10, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Hello friends and my efc family,

So I want to just talk to you guys and fill you in on some awesome new changes I am going through.  Its been a mega adjustment trying to keep up with the times and trends, while being busy in my field of entertainment.  Its tough having very low support, but thats what comes with most careers so its a struggle to continue on. 

Me giving up its mostly likely never going to happen.  Its just that I am missing a few days on my quest entertaining everyday of the year.  But the days shall be filled in.  For most of my focus had been working on my videos, music and releasing my debut album and book, which lacks of proper promotion.  This is a big step and challenge for me as an indie and solo artist.  Not to even mention the new processes and requirements to do something that has never been done. 

So I hope I some cool friends and family in you, as I progress in mission.  Of course I will never forget about you the people that came by and liked and read my posts and poems.  I got a special surprise and contest coming for my comedy, music and poetry creative friends.  Just days away, I have been working on a cool giveaway contest for everyone to be apart of.

Anyways, thanks for reading and sticking with me.  I working hard and so many new mini goodies coming your way for you to enjoy and give back to you.

Its jixi…
“And what a gwann with me, is I am working and living life the best I can.”

What’s up with you lately?  What a gwann?

Fun Fact: Did you know I am jamaican?

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