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Cyclops | @jixifox

Posted on January 12, 2012 by Jixi Fox

This girl straight eye ballin me looking like a cyclops,
While i got my dre beats on listening to my ipod,
I am literally the center of her attention thats what up
Maybe because i got racks on top of racks uh.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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You Are So Annoying | @jixifox

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Jixi Fox

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Why are you so loud, you are so annoying,
Why did you tattle tail, you are so annoying,
Why did you leave the light on, you are so annoying,
Why didn’t you read my blog, you didn’t even care, get outta here. 🙂

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– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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On The Rise – #SpokenWord | Jixi Fox

Posted on January 5, 2012January 6, 2012 by Jixi Fox

We all want to rise, let our voices be heard, make dreams reality, make it in this world.
Jixi Fox is a Creative Improv Comedian, Musician and Spoken Word Artist from NYC.
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Don’t Drink My Juicy Juice | @jixifox

Posted on January 5, 2012January 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox
''Nestlé Juicy Juice logo
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Sitting in the crib I ain’t got nothing do,

Mommy get me a drink she got me that juicy juice,
Late at night I dream big hoping they come true,
Dreaming no one would dare drink my juicy juice.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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Imma Gonna Win | @jixifox

Posted on January 4, 2012January 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Cape toting, fireball spitting…
I am Mario so Imma Gonna Win,
Player number one, and my brother’s number two,
We be getting high and big off of some mushrooms,
Rescuing Princesses, adventures to different lands,
It’s the life I live, beating bosses is my one and only plan.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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Do Something Strange For A Little Change | @jixifox

Posted on January 3, 2012January 4, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Win or lose which career did you choose,
Wounds opened up now it’s a re-affected bruise,
We do what we must living with the pain,
When we do something strange for a little change.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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Doing The Same Old Two Step | @jixifox

Posted on January 2, 2012January 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox

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Balling in the club, drinking on some bubbly,
Girl doing the dutty wine making me so horny,
All I got with me is the same old two-step,
Dancing on a lean not drunk just tipsy.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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Lazy Day, Fudge What You Say | @jixifox

Posted on January 1, 2012 by Jixi Fox
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It’s a lazy day today so stay the hell away,
I ain’t going to do sh*t you ask or say to me today,
Imma lounge in the couch and kick up my feet,
Watch Tv, drink beer and take my ass back to sleep. (Peace)

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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Happy New Year, 2012 “Unleash Creativity”

Posted on January 1, 2012 by Jixi Fox

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So a new year has arrived and I am ready to be back in the saddle, ready to leave a mark on this world with my creativity and my comedy.  It’s been a long time coming trying to be absolutely what I knew I was but always tend to pass over, an true passionate artist.

Happy New Year to all and I hope to entertain you throughout the year and forever.

PS: I just decided to start a Project 365 | PostADay2012 series to entertain everyone everyday of the year.

“From JA to NYC its Jixi”
– Jixi Fox

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