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Icy Late Night

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Late night wake up, I want to feel icy,
I am going to Jacob, to get my wrist froze,
My bank account the same way, can’t touch it, its too cold,
Located the fridge, stick my hand in the ice box, my wrist got froze, thanks a lot.

– Jixi Fox

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Last Laugh

Posted on March 30, 2012March 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

You wont play me and get away,
I am coming back at you no getaway,
The target is set on your back to feel my wrath,
When I defeat you I am going to have the last laugh.

– Jixi Fox

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Banana Clips (Going APE)

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Jixi Fox
More, More, More
More, More, More (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I rap, I spit, my banana splits,
I eat, I grin, I eat again,
I have a line, nope I got a clip,
Eff a banana boat, I got a banana clip.

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Boyfriend feat. Jixi

Posted on March 28, 2012March 29, 2012 by Jixi Fox

justin bieber boyfriend

It’s wet, call it a pool, nope an OCEAN, let’s dive in,
It’s all gravy baby, no crying, stop the whining,
As a matter of fact continue and shake shake it girl,
If me and you were together, we would rule the world.
(let me be your boyfriend) 

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Barbie is a NOOB

Posted on March 27, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Barbie
Barbie (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Ken trying to get it, She won’t let it be,
She playing hard to get, Ken just want to beat,
They play in the house, they play in the pool,
After ken has got enough, Ken is out boo.

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Pinky and The Brain, Take Over The World – Jixi Fox [#Poetry]

Posted on March 27, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hey Pinky,
What’s up Brain,
Guess what we about to do?
I Don’t Know Brain?
We are going to take over the world…
But how Brain?

Grab this camera and take my pic.
We upload it to the internet and make it stick
I talk to the people, they will think I am cool
I give them free content and they go and tell their crew.

But Brain, how are you sure this will work?
Well Pinky, it’s quite simple.
Brain, I don’t get it.
Pinky, just like this.

After grinding and pushing my content everywhere,
I give you commands, you listen, we work harder without a fear,
We tear through limbs, we are in two places at once,
You can be my worker, or partner, but I am the boss,
We support others around and hold them down,
We return the favor, we sitting get drunk in a lounge,
Back to the hustle, you develop or niche,
We don’t beg success, we work hard, not even a wish,
We we strike any luck, we try to turn into gold,
We go hard, we go hard, we break down glass doors with stones,
In time we will be in the middle soon on our way to the top,
Eat your vegetables, take you vitamins, and workout,
We won’t make it if we drop.

Ok, Brain I see…So what are we doing again?
Pinky, hold the damn camera and take the pic correct, and stop playing…
Ok Brain, ummmmm [SNAP]

FIN

Pinky and The Brain Take Over The World
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I Suck In Bed, smh

Posted on March 21, 2012March 21, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I tried hard, I tried fast,
But in the end, I couldn’t last,
She laughed, screamed and moaned,
Too bad it was in mere humor, as she sent me home.

Darn it, I sux.

– Jixi Fox

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Life As A Mouse, Trying to Stick Me for My Cheese

Posted on March 20, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Running up and down trying get some cheese,
I got to be fast on my feet they might catch me, I gotta be like breeze,
These giants, goliaths, big foots, seriously means business, no clowning,
I am just trying to live my life, they want to end ot, stay scheming, hunting me down, damn.

– Jixi Fox

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Titties All Out

Posted on March 17, 2012March 18, 2012 by Jixi Fox

titties

She is drunk, kind of trippy, but has the liquid courage, lots of guts,
You may ask if you will, but if you say to do it, it will be a plus,
She might be brave, and entertain you with her titties all out,
She is drunk, wild and free, and going to regret this without a doubt.
(Snap, I took a pic…hmmmm)

– Jixi Fox

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boobs

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