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What They Say

Posted on March 12, 2012 by Jixi Fox
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They say we will we never win,
They say we will never grin,
This usually what the situation is,
I say I am gonna to make it, conversation ends.

– Jixi Fox

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Touch It, But Don’t Lick It

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Jixi Fox

It’s there for you to play,
Just don’t play with it in that way,
Just touch it, but don’t lick it,
It’s crazy what you want to do with it. (hmmm)

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedicidea for the entire 2012)

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Not On Deck | @jixifox

Posted on February 26, 2012 by Jixi Fox

If things aint on DECK, people aint seen it YET,
They are too far gone (Drake), they need to open up their eyes (WAKE),
They not eating right (NO FOOD upon THEIR DINNER PLATE),
They can’t even keep up (they SLOW, LATE).

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedicidea for the entire 2012)

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Playing With My Joystick | @jixifox

Posted on February 14, 2012February 15, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Up late at night with an appetite for fun,
Playing with my joystick playing Mario or Duck Hunt,
I like to play classics, simplicity at it’s best,
After a good game and workout, in my bed I go to rest.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedicidea for the entire 2012)

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Chilling Like A Villain | @jixifox

Posted on February 5, 2012February 8, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Chilling like a villain I am always down for a killing,
I am raw, uncut, no emotions, so there’s no feeling,
I am willing to get a yup yup a million,
That’s why I am a ma fudging villain.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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I Am Not Fly | @jixifox

Posted on February 4, 2012February 8, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I am like a fire alarm I go off,
I am fly not like a bird but a moth,
I tend to go hard but others go soft,
I am well-tailored up, peep my cloth.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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Tax Time, Refund Check | @jixifox

Posted on February 3, 2012February 8, 2012 by Jixi Fox

At work, very focused steady up on my grind,
Money on my mind so it’s definitely money time,
Find me on the block stacking racks on racks,
Waiting to get my refund check, from that income tax.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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You Got Funny Money | @jixifox

Posted on February 2, 2012February 3, 2012 by Jixi Fox

You laughing at me, but you got funny money,
Rappers be bragging but sound sweet, like a jug of honey,
Why can’t we all be honest, work hard and get a ton of money,
Instead we lie like pinocchio, fake, long nose looking like a dummy.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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Little Man | @jixifox

Posted on January 15, 2012January 16, 2012 by Jixi Fox

No briefs, no boxers just chilling in my pull ups,
I wish my basket wasn’t empty, but packed much fuller,
They use to tell me just wait until it’s my time, yup grow up,
I am not the little man you thought I am, I am filled of air, I blew up.

– Jixi Fox

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(Project 365 | PostADay2012 – I vow to post each day a new lyric, phrase, saying or comedic idea for the entire 2012)

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