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Breakfast in Bed, Last Minute Loving

Posted on May 14, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I awake to eggs, pancake and whip cream bright and early in bed,
I was thinking where is the cake but it’s not even my birthday,
My hubby my lover my good luck charm has treated me with a feast,
I don’t know what I did last night, but he needs to get back in the sheets.
(THE HAPPY LIFE)

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Turn Off The Light, Light A Candle

Posted on May 13, 2012 by Jixi Fox

She waits for me to get home at nights, peeping through the window,
I arrive home, lights are off, candles burning, stove temperature on low,
She made dinner for us, I have roses and a surprise in my hand,
I love her she is my queen, she loves me her king, plus I’m the MAN.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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She needs ME to do WHAT?

Posted on May 11, 2012May 11, 2012 by Jixi Fox

She needs me to cook and clean, and be her man,
She needs me to work and provide, even empty the grabage can,
She dont care for the life I live, she is not fond of who I am,
Who the hell this chick think she is my wife? I aint superman.
DAMN

-Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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She needs ME to do WHAT?

Posted on May 11, 2012May 11, 2012 by Jixi Fox

She needs me to cook and clean, and be her man,
She needs me to work and provide, even empty the grabage can,
She dont care for the life I live, she is not fond of who I am,
Who the hell this chick think she is my wife? I aint superman.
DAMN

-Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Never Me

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Never was I the one picked to be on the team,
Never was I the one the girls wanted to be with,
Never was I the one shotgun in the mean whip,
Never will I be that guy, it shall never be me.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Smile, Say Cheese When I Shoot You

Posted on May 9, 2012 by Jixi Fox

When I shoot you, don’t run or hide,
Just say cheese and give me a ol big smile,
Though I have a canon and I do blow minds,
I’m just a photographer,  when shoot people it ain’t a crime. (Click Click BOOM)

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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2 Piece and a Biscuit

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Hand me the bucket let me get a wing,
Flavor so nice it caused me to sing,
Buttered are my biscuits I am so in the zone,
2 piece my solo pack, bout to eat this alone.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox
The Creative Nemesis 

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Tickle My Fancy

Posted on May 5, 2012 by Jixi Fox
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You are so smooth, so cute, I really like you,
You make me laugh and smile a lot, thank you,
Every thing I am around you I am excited I am antsy,
Amazing you are oh my, you tickle my fancy.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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Crazy Eyes

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Wide open you see me and I see you,
You kind looking crazy what’s wrong with you?
I am starting to get scared I think I about run,
You crazy for this one, so I am out of here with that one.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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