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Like A Broken Record

Posted on July 4, 2012July 4, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I skip I repeat I am annoying as hell,
I cause havoc on anyone with my repetitive spell,
The mayhem I cause will one day land me in jail,
But until then listen to the tune I am singing an uncompleted fail.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Oh Please Excuse The Noobs

Posted on July 3, 2012July 3, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Please oh please excuse the noobs, they dont know what they do,
Then again they are just noobs, they simply know no better,
They want to be great keeping their hopes high, at least they try,
But they are not developed yet, so they have no wings, they cant fly.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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My Life is a like Soap Opera

Posted on July 2, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Drama everywhere I turn, better than any book,
Gossip and Rumor roasting better than any cook,
I try to look and run away, but it keeps drawing me in,
Temptation all around me so many mistresses I can’t help but to sin.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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That’s Ludicrous

Posted on July 1, 2012 by Jixi Fox

That’s Ludicrous for you to think I am not funny,
I am comic, 2 drinks minimum, give your money,
I might be broke, but I can kick out them jokes,
I say the craziest things you can’t say back to your folks.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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June to July

Posted on June 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Leaving the spring in the gym to now summer on the beach,
It’s time for things to get hot and still turning up the heat,
I can hardly speak for the people those alive, but more for the dead,
It’s freaking June to July so let’s all have fun and break bread.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Figure It Out

Posted on June 27, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Figure it out I am a mystery,
I am living life, existing,
No clues to my riddles, muy interesting,
I hold back the facts,resisting,

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Pass The Remote

Posted on June 24, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I don’t like that channel, so please pass the remote,
It’s wack what we are watching, and ain’t even a joke,
I want to see the news, sports or put on some cartoons,
I feeling to have a laugh or two, and just do the do.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Rude Awakenings, Who Is This In My Bed

Posted on June 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I awake to see you staring at me, quickly I escape the bed and run for my life,
Yet again I awake to cold ice water in my face, but I did wet the bed,
Who is this girl laying beside me with ripped leggings and lace front snoring,
This awakenings are becoming a trend, I need to stop myself from drinking.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Icing On The Cake

Posted on June 21, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I got the shivers in my system,
She wanted the icing on the cake,
I made it through all the heat,
Look at what I created when I baked.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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