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Wired Up, Off My Meds

Posted on August 9, 2012August 10, 2012 by Jixi Fox

My eyes are quite itchy, I am twitching as can be,
I am wired up off my meds, not even the feds want to mess with me,
I might get a bit loose with this rules and start breaking ish down,
I am breaking bad, meth lab stacked up, I got bomb underground.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Gun with No Bullets

Posted on August 8, 2012August 8, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I am trying to shoot but the gun dont want to pop off,
People laughing at me, even girls with their tops off,
I cant believe I showed up to the fight without bullets,
I guess there might not be a fight, its just life, I am going through it.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Fabrication – Jixi Fox – [#Poetry]

Posted on July 31, 2012 by Jixi Fox
English: Saudi comedian Fahad Albutairi prefor...
English: Saudi comedian Fahad Albutairi preforming a stand-up comedy.  (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Fabricating lies these lames try to make them stick,
I run them from their ways, their dishonesty makes me sick,
When licking their wounds, all they think is to attack,
But I ain’t afraid of these lames, I got this I got my own back,
My head is strong on my shoulder and heavy with this weight,
Of thoughts I have created, made me stronger and keep me being sane,
For fame I don’t have to put you down to be on top,
I climb the mountain with my bare hands to win the race, and there is no runner ups,
I am thankful for the truth and it set my mind free,
People just hunting in the deadly forest in shadows trying to get some green,
They mean by nature, deceptive little fools,
I drown with my honestly so I beating them with the truth,
Cut back on your lying ways, be honest for a change,
Your fabricated information is going to make me go wild on you, problematically insane,
Without lubrication you are so ashy and so trashy, I can’t believe a word you say,
Out in the deep in the dark mist crying by yourself I will let you lay.
NO LIE.

Fabrication
by: Jixi Fox

© 2012 Jixi Fox

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
(Entertainer, Actor, Standup Comedian, Spoken Word Poet)
@jixifox | +jixifox | fb: jixifox | yt: jixifox

tags: stand up comedy, sketch comedy, improv

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My First Time

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

My first time was weird, it felt a bit odd,
I was happy for how close I was coming from so far,
For now that I have done it and deed is complete,
I am going to run around with a big ol smile laughing going wee.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox | +jixifox

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Tied to the bed

Posted on July 25, 2012July 25, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Tied to the bed, nowhere to run,
All she wants is hours and hours of fun,
Going hard night and day no telling when we will be done,
Breathing heavy, pleasures are many it weighs a ton.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Terror Strikes

Posted on July 19, 2012July 20, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I rain on the lost souls,
I change-up my pace,
My actions are quick,
My mayhem is insane.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Smart People, Dumb People, You and Me

Posted on July 16, 2012 by Jixi Fox
"Be Smart Act Dumb" - NARA - 514912
“Be Smart Act Dumb” – NARA – 514912 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I read books so I am smart, but it’s only has pictures so I am dumb,
You go school so you are smart, but you only go there to sell dope dumb,
I wonder who has some gum because I want something sweet and you,
Me and you are just like, we are not quite as smart, but we surely dumb.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox / plus.ly/jixifox 

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Silly Me

Posted on July 12, 2012July 13, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I crack you up don’t I, if I don’t let me get my hammer,
For I break down the walls with laughter, cries and screams,
Just type of stuff you search the internet to find, so you found me,
I am here for you, creating enjoyment for you, silly me.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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One Mic Stand, But Nobody On Stage

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I stand here invisible to the crowd,
I know they are hearing me, but they can’t see me,
I am not their vision of a hip hop poet and lyricist,
I guess I need to rid myself of this clown suit, no jokes.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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