I bath with it, it makes me feel ok,
So lucky is my ducky, I play with it everyday,
People get mad or don’t understand about my duck,
My duck so lucky, it lays golden eggs they can all go suck.
(suck on these…)
People tend to act me where the weed at,
I guess that air I like, I must have breathe that,
Asking which one of my job pays the most,
Cause supposedly I have a millions of those.
(Those people are stereotypical assholes, Oh No)
I can strap you down, I will never let you go,
Cheers to us, you are my Juliet, I am your Romeo,
I got handcuffs and blindfolds, but don’t be scared,
Let’s get into some freaky things, even things a little bit weird.
Thought bubbles appear, saying enter caption here,
I think of clever things, mostly funny things others want to hear,
Then I act them out aloud, laughing damn my ass off,
Mainly at me, I can’t sleep, so DAMN HOT, why is my fan off?
(I needs to be cool)
I like you, you so sexy like a teddy bunny,
I wish I could taste you, are you yummy?
Maybe so good, you would twirl in my tummy,
I think I like so much, I love you, wanna meet my mommy?
Looking for condom that fell on the floor, turn the LIGHTS ON
Trying to the pillow to snuggle with and cry alone, turn the LIGHTS OFF
Watching a cool ass movie on your bed before bed, turn the LIGHTS OFF
Waking up in the morning, room still dark as hell, turn the LIGHTS ON
Pick your play, I am here to win,
I won’t give up until the fat lady sings,
I don’t got a boat, I got me a ship,
Oh you too? Mine got guns, that’s my Battleship.
Call me Biggie Biggie Biggie, can’t you see, She has caught my eyes and hypnotized me,
As her hips moved so did my eyes, as her lips moved it was always a surprise,
What she spoke I did, I couldn’t stop, I didn’t want to, how could I resist,
For she was an angel in my eyes, guiding me to a places I want to go and be.
By nature, I am a king, so I wear the crown,
I am a happy soul, so I wear a smile not a frown,
The day blends with the night, I dream everywhere I go,
I keep my life consistent everything I do goes with the flow,
I think, I create, I debate, I execute,
I try, I fail, I try again, I aim to win not to lose,
Mirrors shows the side of me, I though was always hidden,
I don’t like to just to receive and take, to the world I have always given,
Love, entertainment, advice and even some random wordplay,
Poetry, free verse, metaphors, comedy are within the realm I stay,
I wear what I like to everyone’s surprise, be random is hell,
I live for my freedom, no thoughts not expressed, locked or jailed,
A free bird by nature, I spread my wings, so I fly,
Can’t stay underground for ever so I aim high in the sky,
No limits, no borders I emerge once again a king,
Life is too short, and can be too long, but always end, FIN.