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Lucky Ducky

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I bath with it, it makes me feel ok,
So lucky is my ducky, I play with it everyday,
People get mad or don’t understand about my duck,
My duck so lucky, it lays golden eggs they can all go suck.
(suck on these…)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Because I Am Jamaican

Posted on May 25, 2012 by Jixi Fox

People tend to act me where the weed at,
I guess that air I like, I must have breathe that,
Asking which one of my job pays the most,
Cause supposedly I have a millions of those.
(Those people are stereotypical assholes, Oh No)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Sex Slave, Be Brave

Posted on May 24, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I can strap you down, I will never let you go,
Cheers to us, you are my Juliet, I am your Romeo,
I got handcuffs and blindfolds, but don’t be scared,
Let’s get into some freaky things, even things a little bit weird.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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I Lay Awake, Too Damn Hot

Posted on May 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Thought bubbles appear, saying enter caption here,
I think of clever things, mostly funny things others want to hear,
Then I act them out aloud, laughing damn my ass off,
Mainly at me, I can’t sleep, so DAMN HOT, why is my fan off?
(I needs to be cool)

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Cheesy Lines

Posted on May 22, 2012May 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I like you, you so sexy like a teddy bunny,
I wish I could taste you, are you yummy?
Maybe so good, you would twirl in my tummy,
I think I like so much, I love you, wanna meet my mommy?

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox 

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Lights On, Light Off

Posted on May 20, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Looking for condom that fell on the floor, turn the LIGHTS ON
Trying to the pillow to snuggle with and cry alone, turn the LIGHTS OFF
Watching a cool ass movie on your bed before bed, turn the LIGHTS OFF 
Waking up in the morning, room still dark as hell, turn the LIGHTS ON

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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You Sunk My BATTLESHIP

Posted on May 18, 2012May 19, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Pick your play, I am here to win,
I won’t give up until the fat lady sings,
I don’t got a boat, I got me a ship,
Oh you too?  Mine got guns, that’s my Battleship.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Hypnotized By Her Beauty

Posted on May 16, 2012 by Jixi Fox
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Beauty girl (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Call me Biggie Biggie Biggie, can’t you see, She has caught my eyes and hypnotized me,
As her hips moved so did my eyes, as her lips moved it was always a surprise,
What she spoke I did, I couldn’t stop, I didn’t want to, how could I resist,
For she was an angel in my eyes, guiding me to a places I want to go and be.

– Jixi Fox
@jixifox

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By Nature – Jixi Fox – [#Poetry]

Posted on May 15, 2012 by Jixi Fox
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By nature, I am a king, so I wear the crown,
I am a happy soul, so I wear a smile not a frown,
The day blends with the night, I dream everywhere I go,
I keep my life consistent everything I do goes with the flow,
I think, I create, I debate, I execute,
I try, I fail, I try again, I aim to win not to lose,
Mirrors shows the side of me, I though was always hidden,
I don’t like to just to receive and take, to the world I have always given,
Love, entertainment, advice and even some random wordplay,
Poetry, free verse, metaphors, comedy are within the realm I stay,
I wear what I like to everyone’s surprise, be random is hell,
I live for my freedom, no thoughts not expressed, locked or jailed,
A free bird by nature, I spread my wings, so I fly,
Can’t stay underground for ever so I aim high in the sky,
No limits, no borders I emerge once again a king,
Life is too short, and can be too long, but always end, FIN.

By Nature
by: Jixi Fox

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