LAUGH AT FAT SANTA, HO HO HO

LAUGH AT FAT SANTA, HO HO HO

Santa-is-fat

Santa is around bearing gifts, but oh my god looking at his gut and his tits,
This is a new light for Santa, I would have never thought I would see him like this,
But he brings joy to all the moms and dads and all the little kids,
By rollings with elves, reindeer, chugging beers, and going down chimneys,

If Santa was to get stuck he would be HUH,
But I would be laughing my ass off, busting a gut,
It ain’t no secret Santa needs to hit the gym,
Lift some weights, get a date and sing.

Ho Ho Ho, and get all the chicks…

Q: Whatย was your favorite line or part in the short?

:)

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
“Rival Many, Praise Few”
http://www.jixifox.me

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ยฉ 2013 Jixiย Fox

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Author: Jixi Fox

Hi, I'm Jixi. I'm a Free Verse Poet, Writer, Actor & Comedian, in New York City. I write poetic, lyric based storytelling creative poetry and comedic anecdotes. I enjoy meeting new people, make them laugh, create fun moments in life. Say hi some time, don't be shy. :)

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