LAUGH AT FAT SANTA, HO HO HO

Santa is around bearing gifts, but oh my god looking at his gut and his tits,
This is a new light for Santa, I would have never thought I would see him like this,
But he brings joy to all the moms and dads and all the little kids,
By rollings with elves, reindeer, chugging beers, and going down chimneys,

If Santa was to get stuck he would be HUH,
But I would be laughing my ass off, busting a gut,
It ain’t no secret Santa needs to hit the gym,
Lift some weights, get a date and sing.

Ho Ho Ho, and get all the chicks…

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Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
“Rival Many, Praise Few”
http://www.jixifox.me

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