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Christmas Jesus Swag

Posted on November 29, 2012November 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox
larval baby jesus
larval baby jesus (Photo credit: Dane Larsen)

I show up to the event my lights are all bright,
Sipping on that holy water and swag is on tight,
I am ripping christmas carols in the booth all day and all night,
On the seventh day I rest, it’s also my birthday and things are alright.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Posted on November 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Snooping through my phone whenever I aint home,
Looking for a bone she can find, so at my head it can thrown,
I am so lucky she my ex for my life would be really stress,
Better yet or I guess worse thing is, she very hard for me to forget.

“Damn my crazy ex”

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
http://www.jixifox.me

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I Suck My Thumb

Posted on October 25, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Thumb sucker
Thumb sucker (Photo credit: rutty)

I suck my thumb, not because I am dumb, it’s because I am young,
The juices are recycled over and over again, it’s kind of fun,
My mind goes to distance places after each lick my taste buds aces,
I see the faces that seek my eyes, I am race forth my desire, I take off I fly.

Jixi Fox
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Liar Liar

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Damn homie you lie all the time,
You lie about everything in your rhymes,
I try to get you to stop, so you can tell no lies,
But you will keep at it until your life is on the line.
#diedlying

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
jixifox.me

Liar Liar is one of my all times favorite movie.  Jim Carrey was so awesome and one of his best movie.

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High School Dropout

Posted on August 31, 2012August 31, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I never paid attention in class, even told the teacher to kiss my ass,
I guess thats why I never even got an A or passed a class,
But forget all that non sense I just want to be cool,
Lately I been on the corner which aint that, should of stayed my ass in school.

But for real though, go to school…

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
Jixifox.me

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In Love With The Wrong Woman

Posted on August 26, 2012August 26, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Loved smile
Loved smile (Photo credit: bupowski)

How did I even get here, this love is so odd,
This chick sold my house, car and even my damn dog,
I could have I told that she wasn’t to be loved from the very start,
But I was a sucker for love, with a heart that is now torn apart.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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Just An Interlude

Posted on August 25, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Stay in tuned, just a short little piece,
Something with melody, or comedic,
Just a teaser, hot or cold, hot sause in the freezer,
My music needs a spokesman, not really an intro, just a teaser.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Sucka Emcees

Posted on August 23, 2012August 23, 2012 by Jixi Fox
r2-d2 sucka free
r2-d2 sucka free (Photo credit: scottobear)

Sucka emcees should not be allowed to breathe,
If it was for me, I would slay them whenever they be,
I rip them lyrically and tell them to get out and bounce,
They are simply just pigs to me, welcome to the slaughterhouse.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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Translate For Me Please

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Jixi Fox
Rude Boy (song)
Rude Boy (song) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Rude Boy, is a bad man, who rolls with shottas,
Bad Man, is a man who take no long talking no matter what,
No Long Talking, means don’t chat to me like you know me,
Don’t Chat To Me, for you not original, the only ways you know is phony.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
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