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Wired Up, Off My Meds

Posted on August 9, 2012August 10, 2012 by Jixi Fox

My eyes are quite itchy, I am twitching as can be,
I am wired up off my meds, not even the feds want to mess with me,
I might get a bit loose with this rules and start breaking ish down,
I am breaking bad, meth lab stacked up, I got bomb underground.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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My First Time

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

My first time was weird, it felt a bit odd,
I was happy for how close I was coming from so far,
For now that I have done it and deed is complete,
I am going to run around with a big ol smile laughing going wee.

Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox | +jixifox

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Smart People, Dumb People, You and Me

Posted on July 16, 2012 by Jixi Fox
"Be Smart Act Dumb" - NARA - 514912
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I read books so I am smart, but it’s only has pictures so I am dumb,
You go school so you are smart, but you only go there to sell dope dumb,
I wonder who has some gum because I want something sweet and you,
Me and you are just like, we are not quite as smart, but we surely dumb.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox / plus.ly/jixifox 

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Silly Me

Posted on July 12, 2012July 13, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I crack you up don’t I, if I don’t let me get my hammer,
For I break down the walls with laughter, cries and screams,
Just type of stuff you search the internet to find, so you found me,
I am here for you, creating enjoyment for you, silly me.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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One Mic Stand, But Nobody On Stage

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I stand here invisible to the crowd,
I know they are hearing me, but they can’t see me,
I am not their vision of a hip hop poet and lyricist,
I guess I need to rid myself of this clown suit, no jokes.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Like A Broken Record

Posted on July 4, 2012July 4, 2012 by Jixi Fox

I skip I repeat I am annoying as hell,
I cause havoc on anyone with my repetitive spell,
The mayhem I cause will one day land me in jail,
But until then listen to the tune I am singing an uncompleted fail.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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Oh Please Excuse The Noobs

Posted on July 3, 2012July 3, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Please oh please excuse the noobs, they dont know what they do,
Then again they are just noobs, they simply know no better,
They want to be great keeping their hopes high, at least they try,
But they are not developed yet, so they have no wings, they cant fly.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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That’s Ludicrous

Posted on July 1, 2012 by Jixi Fox

That’s Ludicrous for you to think I am not funny,
I am comic, 2 drinks minimum, give your money,
I might be broke, but I can kick out them jokes,
I say the craziest things you can’t say back to your folks.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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June to July

Posted on June 30, 2012 by Jixi Fox

Leaving the spring in the gym to now summer on the beach,
It’s time for things to get hot and still turning up the heat,
I can hardly speak for the people those alive, but more for the dead,
It’s freaking June to July so let’s all have fun and break bread.

– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox

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