Looking for condom that fell on the floor, turn the LIGHTS ON
Trying to the pillow to snuggle with and cry alone, turn the LIGHTS OFF
Watching a cool ass movie on your bed before bed, turn the LIGHTS OFF
Waking up in the morning, room still dark as hell, turn the LIGHTS ON
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
Pick your play, I am here to win,
I won’t give up until the fat lady sings,
I don’t got a boat, I got me a ship,
Oh you too? Mine got guns, that’s my Battleship.
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
I am your leader, Do what I say,
No need to complain, just obey,
I am the Dictator, I rule over all,
Fighting against me is an unfair brawl,
– Jixi Fox
The Creative Nemesis
@jixifox
tags: The Dictator, Sacha Baron Cohen, J. B. Smoove, Megan Fox, B. J. Novak, Anna Faris, Borat
I awake to eggs, pancake and whip cream bright and early in bed,
I was thinking where is the cake but it’s not even my birthday,
My hubby my lover my good luck charm has treated me with a feast,
I don’t know what I did last night, but he needs to get back in the sheets.
(THE HAPPY LIFE)
– Jixi Fox
@jixifox
She waits for me to get home at nights, peeping through the window,
I arrive home, lights are off, candles burning, stove temperature on low,
She made dinner for us, I have roses and a surprise in my hand,
I love her she is my queen, she loves me her king, plus I’m the MAN.
– Jixi Fox
@jixifox
She needs me to cook and clean, and be her man,
She needs me to work and provide, even empty the grabage can,
She dont care for the life I live, she is not fond of who I am,
Who the hell this chick think she is my wife? I aint superman.
DAMN
-Jixi Fox
@jixifox
She needs me to cook and clean, and be her man,
She needs me to work and provide, even empty the grabage can,
She dont care for the life I live, she is not fond of who I am,
Who the hell this chick think she is my wife? I aint superman.
DAMN
-Jixi Fox
@jixifox
Never was I the one picked to be on the team,
Never was I the one the girls wanted to be with,
Never was I the one shotgun in the mean whip,
Never will I be that guy, it shall never be me.
– Jixi Fox
@jixifox
When I shoot you, don’t run or hide,
Just say cheese and give me a ol big smile,
Though I have a canon and I do blow minds,
I’m just a photographer, when shoot people it ain’t a crime. (Click Click BOOM)
– Jixi Fox
@jixifox